1) the person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark
up the joint and get first hits...
2) if someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a compliment
on his rolling skills...
3) if someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that
it's okay fo rhim to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definetely not cool.
the punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in.
(if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person
and rag on him :-)
4) if someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or
the person is just a retard :-) then they must relinquish control of the lighter
to someone more able to get it lit. --this does NOT mean the person who
lights gets free hits... this privelige tends to get abused ("hey lemme light
it for you...")
5) if someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the bowl and blow
all the shit on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person cant
smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
6) if you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some
munchy food you may have lying around.. don't be cheap with your food if you
have it...
7) if someone who has smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him
some.. (dry mouth is not fun)
8) converse of (7): if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp
9) if smoking from a bong or a joint, never put the whole thing in your
mouth and get it all sopping wet.. its disgusting and it messes up the joint.
10) if your smoking from a bong and there not enough in the bowl for a whole
other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person..(dont
let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
11) never bogart
12) never bitch about someone else's weed being no good! If you don't like
it don't smoke it!
13) if a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that
friend high
14) Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Never!
15) If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to
roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells
you the stuff.
16) It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying
that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be
'Here ya go...I think it might be cashed.
17) The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first
hit. It doesn't matter who's bowl it is.
18) Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it
sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little
annoying.
19) The person who brought the bud picks the music.
20) When using a bong, don't slobber all over it.
21) Again, when using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes.
22) NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to catch you a buzz. Of
course, there are exceptions to this rule...
23) If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water
back in it!!)
roach rules
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1) when the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is
common curtisy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way..
that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers dont get it all.
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Hmm, among everyone i know who used to smoke the stuff, there was a
tradition of roller's privellege. whoever rolled the joint, got to light
it and take the first puff. then it just got passed on. great fun when
several were started at once and someone passed it the opposite direction
to the others after lighting it....
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Around here, if the group is smoking out of a bowl (e.g. pipe or bong),
the packer of the bowl (and usually the owner of the bag) gives
it to the next person to spark up. However, if someone rolls a joint
(again, usu. the owner of the bag), that person gets to spark it up.
(I guess because it takes more effort to roll a joint, and they
"deserve(?)" to light up the masterpiece.)
