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"I'm a little concussed"- Johnny Knoxville
"Your the crabbiest bowling ball I've ever seen in my life"- Johnny Knxville
"Don't tell me to 'fuck off', say 'jackass'"- Johnny Knoxville
"Ho ho holy shit"- Johnny Knoxville
"I don't know, I just bought the damn car"- Bam Margera
"This is Raab Himself, he gets paid to drink and get slapped in the face"- Bam Margera
"Look, look, we're saving all the good grass right here, so we can just put it right back over, like no one would even notice"- Bam Margera
"Right now we're gonna hurt the treadmill, or the treadmill is gonna hurt us"- Bam Margera
"Now if you're bad, people might get out of your way, but if you got shit, aint nobody fuckin with you"- Brandon DiCamillo
"I was on a mission, on a cruise i was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin"- Brandon DiCamillo
"Don't touch me, I'm diabetic"- Brandon DiCamillo
"We're gonna go down these hills in these carts and get all hurt..it's ghetto carts baby!"- Brandon DiCamillo
"Hi, I'm Bunny the lifeguard and if these alligators are gonna ruin our swimming, I'm gonna have my way with them"- Chris Pontius
"I guess I don't have any last words, I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener"- Chris Pontius
"They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe, I don't know what that means, but I like it."- Chris Pontius
"That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town."- Chris Pontius
"It's like when your parents say, I'm not mad I'm just disapointed. That hurts so much more."- Steve-o
"Hi, It's cold in Japan so we're gonna warm ourselves up with some fireworks"- Steve-O
"I'm gonna sink, I think"- Steve-O
"I'm Ryan Dunn and this is a stupid idea"- Ryan Dunn
"I'm Ryan Dunn and I'm surrounded by morons"- Ryan Dunn
"He broke his tailbone...that's alright, we don't have tails anymore, whats the purpose"- Ryan Dunn
"I don't mean to toot my own horn but, Beep Beep"- Dave England
"One day it hit me and I was like fuck,ooh, uh...crap"- Dave England
"Ouch, I pinched my nut"-Ehren McGhehey
"I get it, you're the strong silent type"- Ehren McGhehey
"This is the meter place...this is the enemy!"- Ehren McGhehey
"Waters good, but you don't need it"- Ehren McGhehey
"I'm jackass and you're watching Raab Himself"- Raab Himself
"What are you, a jerk?"- April Margera
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