HOT OFF THE PRESS - Looks like I've just found out what the Episode 3 cover is going to look like. It'll please some people and irritate others. It's essentially Sebastian Shaw with boggly eyes, sad that his eyebrows have been airbrushed out, and playing his Sith-Harmonica. But don't take my word for it...

Hey guys! I've got bad news. Let's say a 'little bird' whispered something in my ears that is giving me extra concern for the future. It's pretty predictable that in 2007, with the 30th anniversary of Star wars coming, that they'll probably re-release all the movies yet again. And like with each re-release, you can bet there'll be changes.

But what the 'little-bird' told me has just about given me a heart attack. Get a load of this - the character of Porkins is being assaulted almost 30 years since he met his fiery end. Apparently, George Lucas doesn't think his death was humiliating enough already. Apparently, the original vision for Star Wars didn't just include him being wiped out by technical dificulty. It included a whole subplot where Porkins was preoccupied with eating while flying.

HERE - you can see the new and improved vision for Porkins.

Embarrassing isn't it? I'd love to know what the actor would think of this if he saw it. He used to look like such a professional, such a hero... now he just looks like some idiot trying to finish his Big Mac while dodging lasers. It's tragic.

But it gets worse. There's a short bit of Star Wars where Vader is waxing lyrical behind Tarkin's back about how great a day it is. But this obviously doesn't fit with the original vision. So they've dubbed over it once more to have it make more sense with relation to Tarkin's facial expressions. His reaction now makes perfect sense due to the new dialogue (or at least, that was the idea).

HERE - the new dialogue. Actually no. Removed it because it's not as funny as Porkins, but takes up just as much space. E-mail me if you still want to see it.

What is with that??? Darth Vader and Governor Tarkin... secret lovers. It's awful.

There's also whispers that the Han vs. Greedo scene will once again get a makeover. Tremble.