Lisa

Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson can't wait for college.
She's only 8 and already reads at a 14th grade level,
and has written a number of application-quality essays, one of which won her family a free trip to Washington, D.C.

Her favorite activities include playing her saxophone, attending school and reading Non-Threatening Boys Magazine.
A fan of Malibu Stacy, Lisa tried unsuccessfully to create her own talking doll, Lisa Lionheart. Unfortunately, no one wanted to buy a talking doll that was as judgmental as Lisa.

Lisa wants everyone to know that she is a vegetarian and that if she could have one thing (besides world peace), it would be a pony.
                                            

They call it physical education, but it feels like gym to me.
                         What's wrong with that kid? She's so moral. Why can't she be more like, well not like the boy, but there's got to be a happy medium.

Uhghh...I feel so average!

It seems like I've been wearing this same red dress forever!

Why do I get the feeling that someday I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?

Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular...more so.