Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
Fortunately, I love money. -Jackie Mason
There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. -Robert Orben
Flirtation: Attention without intention. -Max O'Reill
We know what we are, but know now what we may be. -Shakespeare's Hamlet
One today is worth two tomorrows. -Ben Franklin
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. -Woodrow Wyatt
Love has nothing to do with what you are expected to get, it's what you are expected to give, which is everything.
Everyone has a right to be stupid, some people just abuse the privalege.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -Henry Louis Mencken
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -William Shakespeare
Life is a sum of all your choices. -Albert Camus
It takes less time to do a thing right, then to explain why you did it wrong. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
I kept on digging the hole deeper and deeper looking for the treasure chest until I finally lifted my head, looked up and realized that I had dug my own grave. -Dominic
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you.
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour.
If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. -Mark Twain
Never frown, because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile.
Sometimes i feel as if the whole world is against me, but i know
that's not true... some of the smaller countries are neutral.
Happiness is not having what you want. It's wanting what you have.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never really was in the first place.
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. -Robert Frost
You may be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there's plenty of room at both ends.
In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. -Charlie Brown
I drink to make other people interesting. -George Jean Nathan
I'm trying to prove that the impossible exists. -Bjork
What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us. -Henry David Thoreau
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life, "It goes on." -Robert Frost
If you can't judge a fruit by the colour of its skin, how can you judge a person that way?
-Fruitopia Bottle
The fear of death is more to be dreaded then fear itself. -Publilius Syrus
No one knows what he can do until he tries. -Publilius Syrus
Wherever they burn books, in the end will also burn human beings. -Heinrich Heine
A nice man is a man of nasty ideas. -Jonathan Swift
We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
-Jonathan Swift
It is better to know some of the questions, then all of the answers. -James Thurber
A=R+P (Adventure equals risk with a purpose) -Robert McClure
The city has a face, the country has a soul. -Jacques DeLacretelle
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. -Joseph Addison
The heart of the melody can never be put down on paper. -Pablo Casals
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. -Philip Dormer Stanhope
Facts are stubborn things. -Alain Rene Lesage
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear. -Mark Twain
Procrastination is the thief of time. -Edward Young.
Society is no comfort to one not sociable. -Shakespeare
The future is today. -William Osler
Eat to live, not live to eat. -Ben Franklin
We should all be concerned about the future because we will have to live the rest of our lives there. -Charles Kettering
There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistancy. -Jonathan Swift
Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. -Jonathan Swift
It takes two to speak truth, one to speak and another to hear. -Henry David Thoreau
Pride and conceit were the original sins of man. -Alain Rene Lesage
Common sense is not so common. -Voltaire
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