The Jellicle Felinity Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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Do you know what Cats is?
Do you know what to reply if someone asks "What's a Jellicle Cat?"
Do you own or are working on a Cats costume?
Do you know what the Cats wigs are made of?
Have you ever seen Cats live (as opposed to vid or tv)?
Have you seen Cats live over ten times?
Do you know which Cats are in the eyes of the Cats logo?
Do you sing the Jellicle songs without even realizing it?
Have you ever written a Jellicle fanfiction?
Do you scream when someone mentions Macavity (scream or maniacal laughter)?
Do you caterwaul on the rooftop when there's a full moon?
Do you hiss at people who make you angry?
Have you named your cat (dog, child, other pet) a name from Cats?
Do you know the dances from the Cats video by heart?
Do you look upon Andrew Lloyd Webber, T.S. Eliot, Gillian Lynne, Trevor Nunn, or any of the other creators of Cats as God(esse)s?
Do you address cats as "O Cat" until you know them better?
Would you rather have cream or Strousburg pie over pizza any day?
Were you blind when you were born (or wish that you had been)?
Do you eat tons of carrots in the hopes that you will become nocturnal?
Are your walls covered with pictures of the Jellicles?
Do you squeal (drool, fall out of your chair) when you see a pic of the Rum Tum Tugger (or the real thing)?
Have you forgotten that the yarn tail around your waist isn't actually attached to your body?
IS your tail actually attached to your body?
Do you find clothing other than unitards repulsive and/or offensive?
Do you worship Bast/Bastet/Ubaste/The Everlasting Cat?
Do you know who Rheow is?
Do you give people (other than other Cats fans) your second name? That is, as opposed to the first name your parents gave you at birth.
Have you ever joined a fan club for Cats or one of the Cats actors/staff-people?
Do you RUN a fan club for a Cat?
Do you refuse to answer to anything other than "O Cat" until people give you cream and caviar?
Do you get disappointed when your 'claws' don't retract?
Do people who know you well groan when you come onto the scene and mutter "Here comes the weird cat girl/boy/woman/man"?
Do the Jellicle actors know you by name?
Have you started a "Send Me to Cats" fund?
If you haven't, do you plan to?
Do you believe that life would be better if Old Deuteronomy was the leader of your country?
Have you ever wished that people were forced to watch Cats in school?
Do you use Cats fanfiction/poetry as a school project?
Do you tell people that you are a carnivore?
Do you believe that you will go to the Heaviside Layer when you die?
Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?
Do you often wish you were you were cat-size?
Do you believe that you are cat-sized?
Is your name Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger, Bombalurina, Demeter, Grizabella, Electra, or any of the other names from Cats?
Are you actually a Jellicle Cat?
Good going!
