Naked Lesbian Cheerleader

Naked Lesbian Cheerleader. If that name doesn't grab your attention, nothing will. Well, I don't precisely know the origins of her nickname. It seems to be a parody of the easily prototypical feminine forms. Then again, I may reading too much, or too little, into it.

She offered to tortune my groin with various objects. That's the kind of JELLO spirit we need more of! Actually, she said would do that if not allowed to become a JELLO Brother. That's quite an incentive to allow her to join, the other incentive being that most anyone can join.

Naked Lesbian Cheerleader later offered these cryptic comments:
Once upon a time, Timmy was walking in the woods. He came across a little cottage made of ginger bread. Since Timmy was very hungry, he decided to break off a piece, and eat it. As he broke off part of the wall, a little green gnome peeked out the window, and scowled at him. "JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN' KID?!?!?! It took me THREE YEARS to build this house!! YAAAAAARRRGH!!", said the gnome. Timmy didn't like this one bit..so he screamed, and ran away..leaving a trail of ginger bread crumbs behind him. Timmy ran, and ran, and ran...he got a good long distance away from the cottage, and decided to have a little rest by a big oak tree. He thought it was safe enough..so he fell asleep. Little did he know, that a bear had picked up on the trail of the gingerbread crumbs, and was hiding in a bush behind him. Just as the boy drifted off..the bear saw his chance. He leaped out of the bushes, and attacked the sleeping Timmy. This awoke the boy, and seeing a bear chewing on his legs upset him..He started screaming, and kicking his bloody appendages wildly. The bear just ripped at the poor boy's flesh. No one heard the sounds of Timmy's pleas for help..except for a cute little green gnome...who knew what the boy did to his neighbors house. So the gnome just watched as the bear ripped Timmy to pieces, and ate his torn, bloody flesh. Moral: Always clean up after yourself. Even the tiniest crumb could bring you to your ultimate demise.

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