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I'm a bitch,
I've got Class,
Mess with me, I'll kick your ass
All you ho's who think you're cool,
Just remember: BITCHES RULE!!!!!

Saturday, May 25 2:39 PM EST

Hey once again, people who aren't reading this. Sorry about not writing. Typing. Whatever. I didn't feel like it. I should really put some more pics up in the gallery, but I really don't feel like it. Wow, I haven't been feeling like doing a lot lately. All I really want to do is magick (Yes, magick spelled with a K. Long story). It's not like it gives me a charge, like drugs, or anything, but I just like it. Tomorrow's the full moon. I'm gonna bless a deck of playing cards to be a divintaion tool. Woo. Go me.

Does anyone know who Silver RavenWolf is? She's an awesome Wiccan writer. Sorry, feeling a little magickal right now. Anyway, she writes about magick and Wicca and Witches/Wiccans. I've read her Witches' Chillers series, and Teen Witch. I liked them. I would recommend them to anyone who likes magick or wants to learn about Wicca/WitchCraft. Of course, I'm also thwe girl who randomly says "Cheese" and quotes Edwards Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV. Oh well. Listen to me if you like, if not, ignore me. Ignore me just like everyone else. Oh well. Nothing I can do about it.

I think I'm gonna go now. Later.

Sunday, March 31 10:59 pm EST

Hey hey hey! How's my perfectly pitiful fans who don't exist? Okay, sorry, a little freaky right now. I was just in Pennsylvania with my perfectly horrible little cousins. From Claudia jumping on my aunt's bed screaming "Monkey! Monkey!" (Damn those typos! In my haste for my fingers to go as fast as my brain, I typed "Money! Money!" which would make her sound like a two-year-old whore), to Veronica insisting on pretending to be my pet wolf (Complete with the howling, I might add), to Alex... being... Alex & screaming & breaking things. Great way to spend a nice long Easter weekend. Dammit, I hate little kids! Remind me never to have any! Holy Shit, they never stop whining!! It's like "Gimme this, gimme that, gimme a nuclear warhead to blow up the earth!" Okay, well, maybe they haven't brought up the nuclear warhead thing... yet. Knowing their father, Charles, a bald German (not that I have anything against Gemans in general, mind) who thinks that trying to kill people wherever he goes sin't setting a bad example for the kids, he would give them the stinking weapon of mass destruction. Mmm... mass destruction...

Okay, Okay, I'm back. You have to admit, that'd be fun as hell.... ANYWAYS!!!!!!!! Dear Acid-whit Allison from Chickzrock has, once again, exceeded her monthly bandwidth. I feel bad for the poor girl. Then I remember how (in my haste I typed "ho") she has over 200,000 hits to her site. Dammit, someone ALWAYS has ta out do ya! No, j/k, she's funny. Her Rant Notebook inspired this S.I.L.T.B.O. page to go up in the first place. I'm thinking of uploading some drawings I did for your veiwing pleasure & for gawking at & making fun of my pitiful attempt to teach myself how to draw anime. Don't you feel special. Anyway, it's now 11:15 on sunday & I didn't even start my homework yet. Another 0 in the old gradebook for poor little Aly. Aren't you sad. Whelp, buh-bye for now!!!

Sunday, February 3 12:46 EST

Hi, bieng less pitiful than myself! I updated the index page today, like anyone cares. I got my report card on friday. I didn't even get second honors, just because of stupid Mr. Bent. (he's my Social Studies teacher.) He gave me a C-. A C-!!!!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, PERSON WHO ISN'T READING THIS???!!!??? Sorry. Just had to let that out.It's all his fault. Anyways, as I add even more personal information to the internet, I gtg. My friend Jessy will be here momentarily. (or however you fucking spell it.) She comes here sometimes. At least someone does. Anyway, I am on neopets.com (good site!). My user name is neon_falls, but it changes every few months. Whatever. Shout me a hollah if ur a neopian. On aim, I'm woofwoof2777 (sometime I'll get around to changing it, and confusing all my friends. That'll be fun!) Now, I'm leaving, so you'll have to find some other way to waste your time till I come back. BYE!

Monday, January 28 6:23 pm EST

I'm Baaa-aack! Not that any1 even cares, but, whatever. This is my first entry of the new year that's not new anymore, but whatever. I'm still convinced no one's been 2 my site if I haven't begged them. Hm... Whatever. For all you guys who aren't reading this... Whatever. Okay, I've said that tooooo many times in this entry, so... I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT ANYMORE IN THIS ENTRY! Anyways... La la la! Sooo.... My life is boring. So I'm leaving. Bye bye!

Wednesday, December 23 6:33 pm EST

I did not forget you, faithful readers! I just haven't had alot to rant about these days. Now, for the reason I'm ranting: The International Model and Talent Association (IMTA). It's like a contest except it costs 7000 dollars, but, hey, I get to miss school AND go to L.A. from my home in Connecticut. It was fun when it first started, then it was just OK, now I can barely tolerate it. They keep repeating the same stuff over and over again. Now, my Computer-literate brother Matt and his wife, Kate, have registered Alyson******.com, with the stars replaced by my last name. I may or may not post the link. They wanna scan my pictures in and put them on my website! Now my other friend, Kate (mentioned in the first entry), knows why I hate it so much. She was there when they introduced Alyson******.com to me for the first time. The kept obsessing over it! The only reason I keep doing it is so I can stay with the friends I made while I was taking the classes. I leave for L.A. on January 7 and will be gone until the 11th of the same month, so, please, while I'm gone, stop sending me the *sarcastisly* HUGE loads of e-mail that ur sending me. BTW, for curiosity's sake, have any of you even e-mailed me? If you have, please sign the guest book. Well, Buh-Bye for now!

OH WAIT!

P.S.

I added the little poem @ the top today. Don't you just love it? I got it out of my niece's yearbook. One of her friends wrote it.

Wednesday, October31 (Halloween!) 9:27 pm EST

Ok. Now I've done it. I've gone and ruined my favorite holiday that only comes once a year! I dressed as a hippie and the people at school thought I was a gypsy. I invited Cody, my friend, to trick-or-treat with me. Big mistake! We barely made it up the biggest hill I know in my neighborhood (Woodridge Ave. for those 'in the know') when, sure-as-your-born, Cody is all "I'm tired. Let's go back to your house. Come on Aly!" (I'm Aly). I got barely any candy compared to last year, and Hannahgot tired about 5 minutes later. Woopie! I found an AWESOMELY funny website. It's right here. You click on enter, fun, and then u choose: Annoy the cops, Annoy your in-laws, and elevator.(Elevator and annoy the cops are the funniest. Hey, I'm allowed an almost warped sense of humor and a sick mind, right?) Well, this has nothing to do with Halloween, but my favorite author, Tamora Pierce ( e-mail me if she's your favorite, too) isn't coming out with the 4th book of the Protector of the Small Quartet until June!!!! I'm so mad! She's the first in Tamora Pierce's book to be a virgin and a knight, all at once. Its amazing!

Friday, October 26, 2001. 10:17 pm EST

im not in as bad a mood. I'm not gonna bitch as much today. Beth (my sister. read about her in my last entry) is in the bad mood. Tomorrow mom will probably be in a bad mood.I am such a trend setter!. something's wrong with my dog's left front foot. He's very pitiful looking. And i mean that in the best possible way.Ashley is having her little friends over for a "halloween" party.All she's doing is the Mummy Wrap, Light as a feather, stiff as a board, and they're having a stupid seance. I think that's spelled wrong, but who the hell cares? Kate is putting stickers all over my computer, saying things like, "THE LION SLEEP TONIGHT!" and "In case your computer gets lost, u need it to have an address label!" Now u have know what I have to put up with.So long, and be freaks!

Thursday, October 25, 2001. 11:30 pm EST

Ok, I'm in a REALLY bad mood right now. I'm not sure why. It's probably some odd, unknown illness spreading over me, with my luck. Or its a fucked-up type of depression that doesn't seem to have an effect until you look inside my brain. Either one is likely. Acctually, I plead temporary insanity. Wait, What the hell am I talking about? TEMPORARY? I'VE DEFINATELY LOST IT THIS TIME! ok, my "life sucks" mood swing is over. For now. Now, I just start my "life blows. Fuckit" mood swing and go into a hyperactive disorder. i HATE it when people *coughASHLEYcough* act like im a poser. I'm just a prep in denial, not a punk-wanna-be! Wow, I've already been ranitng for almost ten minutes. Cool! Time flies when you're letting out pent-up anger, huh? I don't wanna do a bio, but I want every one 2 know that yes, I am a twelve-year-old. And yes, twelve year-olds suffer from mood swings and unknown diseases. I dont even kno if I'll put this link on my site. I probably will, though. No, my life is not as terrible as I act like it is. I have a loving family who- WAIT! WHAT? MY MOM WON'T LET ME DATE, MY DAD TRIES TO GET INTO MY LIFE AND SOLVE THE PROBLEMS HE INSISTS I DONT HAVE, I HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM WITH MY BITCHY OLDER-NEICE (long story) MY 35-YEAR-OLD SISTER ACTS LIKE SHE'S MY MOM, AND MIKE, WELL, MIKE'S JUST SORT OF THERE, IN HIS OWN LITTLE "18-YEAR-OLD IM BETTER THAN U'LL EVER BE CUZ IM IN COLLEDGE" WORLD!!!!!!! Ok, now that my mood swing is over, I'd better go.

P.S.-Here, I will xplain taylors and connies. Taylor is my preppie-preppie side, and connie, accourding to my friend, Kate, grew up in the ghetto. she's my attitude problem.