Okay, we've seen DragonballZ in Spanish, we've seen it in french, and perhaps a little portugese, and of course, we've seen it in Japanese. What's missing? We have all the prodominant languages that this could possibly be dubbed into. AHA! But we have forgotten that only language that everyone has been starting to speak, yo, wurd. EBONICS!! Yes, can you possibly imagine DBZ in EBONICS? Well, my twisted mind managed to, so i have actually gotten off my lazy arse and made a new page *GASP!!* I know, its rare these days; I haven't exactly been the best web host with keeping this page up to date *hangs head in shame* Anyway, on with the show!!

Oh yes, you see that picture up there? DO not take it, beeotch! My dear friend Rachel made that, you take it, yo' get uh cap in yuuah ass!

Ahh yes, I'm only ebonic-ifing the episodes that the Jinzouningen are in ^_~ Sankyuuu!

(Okay, we've seen DragonballZ in Spanish, we've seen it in french, an' perhaps uh little portugese, an' o' course, we've seen it in Japanese. What'smissing? We gots all da prodominant languages dat dis here could possibly be dubbed into. AHA! But we's gots forgotten dat only language dat brothas has been starting ta speak, yo, wurd. EBONICS!! Yes, can ya possibly imagine DBZ in EBONICS? Well, muh ma fuckin twisted mind managed ta, so ah gots actually gotten off muh ma fuckin lazy arse an' made uh new page *GASP!!* I know, its rare deez days; I haven't exactly been da bomb web host wiff keeping dis here page up ta date *hangs head in shame* Anyway, on wiff da show all ye damn hood ratz..)

The Androids Appear | A Handy Trick | Double Trouble for Gokou | Upgrade to Super Saiya-jin | The Secret of Dr. Gero | More Androids?! | Follow Dr. Gero | Nightmare Comes True! | Gokou's Assassin | Deadly Beauty | No Match for the Androids | Last Ditch Effort | Closing In | Unwelcomed Discovery | Seized With Fear | The Reunion | Borrowed Powers | His Name is Cell | Piccolo's Folly | Laboratory Basement | Our Heero Awakens | The Monster is Coming | He's Here | Up to Piccolo | Silent Warrior |

This episode begins three years afta “Goku’s Ordeal”. Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Tiene, Yamcha, Bulma, an' Baby Trunks iz all dere. Bulma iz suprised dat Goku knew Trunks’ name an' dat Vegeta iz da father. Yamcha iz angry fo' obvious reasons. Yajarobie gives Goku Senzu Beans fo' da battle against da Androids. He then leaves when suddenly da ship iz blown up by da two androids (Androids 19 & 20, 20 iz Dr. Gero as an Android). The two Androids land in da island’s city. The Z warriors search fo' da Androids. Yamcha finds da Androids but iz easily overpowered. Find out what happens on da next episode o' DBZ! an dat boil on mah ass.
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The episode starts up wiff Yamcha getting his energy drained. Yamcha iz starting ta lose his grip on Android 20’s arm. Then da other Z Warriors show up. Android 20 lets jet o' Yamcha an' Yamcha looks dead. Goku says dey can save Yamcha by giving him uh sensu bean. So Krillin takes him back ta Buruma who has da sensu beans. Then Piccolo says so deez iz da big scary androids, peep funny ta me.

Then Android 20 comments on how da Z Warriors knew dey wuz Androids an' how dey expected dem. Then Piccolo says if da Androids wuz so tough why dont ya make us. Then when da fight iz about ta begin Goku as always has ta mention on how da fight will cause too many casualties. Then Android 20 begins too smoke lasers out o' his peeps on ta da whole city almost destroing da city when Goku punches him in da face. Android 20 ain't hurt at all though. Then Goku yells jet deez peeps out o' dis here then Android 19 says dere iz nahh peeps left ta jet out.

Then Android 20 says well then take us ta uh bettah place Goku. Then Piccolo gets surprised an' asks how Android 20 knew Gokus name. Then ya hear fire sirens an' Goku tells brothas ta follow him. Meanwhile Yamcha iz now revived an' dey see Goku leaving da city. Then Yamcha says dey gots ta warn Goku dat da Androids can absorb his energy. Then Gohan, Krillin, an' Yamcha jet ta follow Goku. After flying fo' uh littlle while 20 gets tired o' flying an' says ta land once dey land Goku while gasping fo' air asks how da androids knew his name. Then 20 says thst Goku has been observed from uh remote tracking device from da World Martial Arts tournament ya da fight wiff Vegeta on Earth. Then Goku says ya may th'o't ya know everything about me, but realy youre not even close. Then Goku goes Super Sayain. brace yourself foo'!
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This episode begins as android 19 an' Goku begin da battle. They start ta fight an' goku iz whipping 19 without much effort an' 19 has not even touched goku yet then gohan comes ta try ta tell his pops dat da androids can drain his energy but 'bfoe he can do anythin' piccolo an' da others say thta goku has everything under control. then ya see goku giving 19 an' hard smoke an' 19 slams into da ground then ya see gou doinga kama yama attack he powers up an' sends it . Then ya see 19jump up put his hands out an' absorb da attack. Goku says nahh way an' his trying ta catch his breath. then 19jumps up an' slams into goku an' goku looks terrible. then he iz kicked ta da ground an' tries ta fly up but he cannot.he looks like he iz backing down but iz not he cannot fly he iz ta weak then picolo says its da heart disease trunks warned him about. dere it ends uh pimp-tight episode an don't make me pull mah gat!
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The episode starts wiff Goku grabing his heart as 19 punches him. Goku iz doin' bad, 19 knocks Goku ta da ground an' starts draining Goku’s energy. Then Piccolo says let’s move in but 20 blocks da way, he says nobody iz going unless they foolish enough ta git past him. But Piccolo smiles an' says ta stop an' th'o't ag'in an' tries ta smoke him but misses 20 shoots 2 lasers in Piccolo’s heart then Gohan gives him uh senzu bean. 19 iz almost finished wiff Goku, then Vegeta 19 in da head an' says nobody kills Kakarot while I’m here! I’ll finish da androids fo' ya, but yo' next. then he kicks him an' piccolo catches him. Vegeta transforms into uh super saiyan an' tells how he became one. then 19 attacks and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
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Vegita rumbles wiff number 19, an' shows what he iz made o'! He puts down da android several times, an' make’s his mark dat he can not be defeated by uh “Stupid Robot” When #19 attempts ta drain vegita o' his power, vegita simply ripped his arms off, an' annilated da android. Astonished In terror, da android number 20 heads ta da mountains fo' safety... with muh beeotch
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It starts off by android 20 trying ta jack piccilo’s power. He suceeds in taking uh lot, but Gohan iz contacted an' he bashes da android off. Piccilo grabs uh censu bean an' iz revived. Vegeeta lets Piccilo fight da android if nahh power as long as nahh power iz sucked from him. Piccilo’s true power iz revealed ad he smashes da android dis here way an' dat. Gohan thinks he iz as powerful as super sayan. Trunks returns in dis here episode ta inform da pimpz about uh secret dat iz not yet revealed in da episode. At first he thinks brothas iz dead, but then senses amazing power levels in te distance. He comes over an' finds android 19’s head. He has never seen dis here android 'bfoe! Somehow his past visit has effected history! Piccilo sees Trunks an' calls out ta him. Vegeeta realizes dis here mus' be his son. Trunks informs dem he as never seen da android 'bfoe in his life an' dey iz all shocked. Meanwhile da anticdote do not seem ta be working on Goko. Has Trunk’s first visit changed da way da disease effects peeps, too? Watch da next episode o' DBZ!! I jus caint git enuf don't make me shank ya!
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Very little happened action wise, but here'swhat happened. Android 20 blasts Bulma'splane an' causes it ta crash. This diversion makes it possible fo' him ta flee da scene wiff out being spotted by da Z Fighters. When he smoke clears, we's see dat Trunks has saved Bulma an' baby Trunks from da crash. (Wouldn't it be weird ta hold yourself as uh baby?) Trunks iz angry dat Vagita did nuttin' ta he`p his wife (supposedly) an' his son. Vagita don' seem concerned about either o' dem an' iz only trippin' about where #20 has gone. Meanwhile, Yamcha an' ChiChi iz caring fo' Goku, who iz suffering from another heart attack. ChiChi an' Yamcha iz afraid dat dey gave him Trunk'smedicine too late an' now it won't werk.

Back at da canyon, Bulma drops uh bombshell when she tells brothas dat Android 20 iz really Dr. Gero. She also tells him dat his lab wuz in uh cave ta da north, but don' know exactly where. Trunks tells da pimpz about da androids who terrorize his tyme, #17 an' #18, an' Piccolo suggests dat dey find da lab an' destroy dem 'bfoe Psycho Doc can wake dem up. Vagita calls da plan cowardly an' declares dat he can tear both robots apart wiff his bear hands, then leaves fo' da lab. Trunks tries ta stop him, determined not ta let his father be ganked uh second tyme. But Vagita ignores him an' flies off. Trunks follows him.

Before leaving fo' da lab, Piccolo tells Krillin, Gohan, Tien, an' Bulma dat da young Super Sayin from da future iz da who da baby in Bulma'sarms grows up ta be. Then he has Gohan take Bulma an' Baby Trunks back home. He, Tien, an' Krillin then fly off ta find da lab.

Meanwhile, Dr. Gero sees da Z fighters fly over him an' realize they're headed fo' his lab. He freaks out an' becomes determined ta reach it 'bfoe dey do an' sick 17 an' 18 on dem. brace yourself foo'!
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The episode starts out showing Trunks an' Vegeta searching fo' da lab in uh mountainous area. Trunks iz havin' uh hard tyme believing how stubborn his father iz while Vegeta keeps asking if Trunks will follow him forever. As Trunks keeps telling him how powerful da Androids iz, Piccolo, Tien(Tenshinhan), an' Krillin arrive at North City. Krillin comments on da freezing temperatures while Piccolo formulates uh plan. They all take two senzu beans an' split up near uh mountain range. Not too far away, Dr. Gero/#20 spots dem in da sky. He keeps running until uh gunshot iz heard an' Gero catches uh bullet. He turns ta find uh hunter who mistakens him fo' uh deer. A bright red flash iz seen an' uh loud noise iz heard by Krillin. He sets o' near da scene ta find da hunter in uh tree. The hunter tells him dat uh “crazy old guy” attacked him. Krillin recognizes dis here as Dr. Gero an' goes in da direction da hunter gave him. Krillin spots uh footprint in uh fallen tree an' Dr. Gero comes out o' nowhere, sending Krillin ta da ground.

The force o' da blow causes Krillin ta cough up some blood. Before Gero can finish him off, he spots Piccolo flying nearby. He spares Krillin’s life an' finally gets ta his laboratory, enclosed in uh small alcove in uh mountain. He pushes uh few numbers an' da steel do' opens revealing da his lab. Krillin had seen da whole thin' an' raises his power level ta attract da attention o' da other Z Warriors. Inside da lab, Gero takes uh remote control-like device an' heads towards uh large capsule labeled “17.” He presses da button on da controller an' da lid o' da capsule lifts revealing uh young nig wiff blue peeps, chin-length negroid fro, an' an orange scarf around his neck: Android 17. He recognizes da remote control an' realizes Gero had awakened him. He greets da doctor an' Gero iz surprised dat 17 remembers him. Next, Gero releases Android 18, uh young ho wiff blond fro an' blue peeps as well. She also greets da doctor. Gero briefs da Androids about Goku’s niggas an' tells dem ta destroy dem. Meanwhile, Piccolo an' Tien gots arrived an' assist Krillin in trying ta ram da do' open. However, it iz unsuccessful.

As if on cue, Vegeta an' Trunks arrive at da scene. Back in da lab, Gero comments on how foolish da pimp-tight pimpz iz as 17 snatches away da control device. He then breaks it, in case Gero tried ta deactivate dem ag'in. Gero starts yelling madly at him. Piccolo places his hand out an' charges an attack. Vegeta tells Piccolo not ta kill da Androids cuz he wants uh pimp-tight fight. Trunks tells Piccolo ta ignore Vegeta. Before Piccolo can execute an attack he hears Gero’s yelling from inside. This confirms ta dem dat da Androids wuz activated. Vegeta pushes da Namek out o' da way an' prepares ta fire uh blast o' his own. When his father starts arguing dat he wants ta meet deez Androids Trunks shouts, “STOP IT! You Don’t dig' how powerful da REALLY ARE!!!” Vegeta shoots da blast, destroying da steel do' an' sending smoke everywhere. When da smoke clears both androids iz seen an' Vegeta exclaims dat “these mus' be da scary androids we’ve heard so much about.” Trunks confirms dat dey iz da ones in his future, just like mammy.
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The episode begins wiff Vegeta blasting open da metal do' leading into da lab.

Dr. Gero then orders da androids ta attack but dey do not follow da doctor’s orders. Then 18 realizes dat Android 16 has not been opened from his chamber an' wants ta see what he looks like. Dr. Gero told Android 18 not ta open it but she did not listen. Then Android 17 put Gero ta rest by decapitating his head an' then squashing it. Ouch!

Trunks then realizes dat if dey release Android 16 da world would be finished an' he blasted da laboratory ta pieces. However 18 kept da unawakened Android away from da blast. Then she opened it an' da Android wuz released. Android 16 wuz uh humungous guy who wuz fine ass ugly. When 17 an' 18 tried ta jive ta him 16 did not respond. This iz cuz Android 16 did not jive unless it wuz about his mission. Then 17 tells 18 it would be tyme ta fulfill they mission in destroying Goku. 16 realizes what dey iz doin' an' finally answers ta they questions. Then da three Androids jet.

Krillin then realizes dat dey gone afta Goku. However Vegeta mo' angry dat da Androids had ignored him an' he gave chase ta dem. Just 'bfoe he left Trunks tried stop him an' told him ta wait fo' Goku. Vegeta doesn’t listen ta him an' gives Trunks uh warnin` punch. Vegeta then heads out o' sight.

After Trunks recovered Tien, Piccolo, Krillin an' Trunks followed Vegeta.

Vegeta arrived first at da battlefield ta face off against da Androids. Vegeta challenged da three Androids ta uh match. 17 an' 18 laughed at Vegeta’s request an' called him too big fo' his boots. After uh few werdz wuz exchanged 18 agreed ta do battle against da Saiyan Prince. Who will win dis here battle? Find out on da next Dragonball Z! Word out ta meh brotha' be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'
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Spank muh ma fuckin momma! The episode begins wiff Android 18 accepting Vegeta’s challenge ta battle her. Meanwhile 16 iz admiring da beauty o' da outdoors. Android 18 an' Vegeta then began they battle. After an exchange o' uh few punches 17 realizes dat Vegeta iz much stronger than da 411 dat Dr. Gero had given dem about Vegeta. However 17 still doesn’t th'o't dat Vegeta could defeat 18. Vegeta then taunts 18 but she pays him uh lesson in return. Vegeta then charges some blasts at Android 18 but dey all miss.

Meanwhile da Z fighters iz closing in on da battle scene. Now 18 has moved da battle over ta uh busy stretch o' highway. After uh few taunts Vegeta begins da attack an' da explosions begin an' da cars jet crumbling one afta another. After dat 18 brings Vegeta back ta da place o' where da battle had started. Vegeta then fired uh blast right at da grinning Android but it missed. Vegeta couldn’t believe it!

Android 18 then goes on da attack drilling Vegeta in da head. Now da furious Vegeta gives da Android uh punch but 18 stops it an' then knocks Vegeta into uh mountain. Trunks, Piccolo, Krillin an' Tien then arrive an' Vegeta recovers. Vegeta then gives 18 uh speech about his heritage. 17 walks into da scene o' da battle an' congratulates Vegeta on uh great speech. Then he makes uh pact wiff Vegeta dat if one o' his niggas came ta his aid he would also battle. Vegeta then returns ta da battle an' launches uh devastating attack against da Android. 18 wuz uh bit ruffled but far from out as she then gained da advantage in da battle. Vegeta then got clobbered fine ass well an' realizes dat da Android wuz just toying wiff him. 18 then dislocates Vegeta’s arm. Trunks could not take much mo' an' attacks 18. Now wiff Trunks in da fray will he able ta lend uh hand ta da badly beaten Vegeta? Find out on da next Dragonball Z. Jus' like Orenthawl James.
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It starts wiff Vegita fighting #18 on da freeway an' getting da crap kicked out o' him but Vegita keeps getting up then falling down. The Z warriors an' Trunks offer he`p but Vegita wont take it. Then #18 kicks Vegita in da chest making him suffer on da ground by stepping on him. Trunks gets mad, powers up ta SSJ an' tries ta cut through #18’s head wiff his sword but it has nahh effect an' da sword breaks an' he gets thrown on da ground. Then da others attack #17 an' #18. #17 chokes Tien an' then Piccolo attacks #17 an' git punched in da chest an' becomes hopeless. Tien iz still getting choked an' Vegita iz still getting beat up changing from SSJ ta normal, same wiff Trunks.

Then it shows da Kame crib. Master Roshi iz asleep wiff dem hoes, an' Marron iz wind surfing wiff her skank ass outta da air. Back ta da fight, Kurllian iz scared ta death so he isn’t fighting. Everyone iz beat up an' Kurllian iz now noticed. The androids peep at him an' don’t care. As da iz walking by Kurllian he iz shaking, then #18 kisses him on da cheek an' walks away wiff #17 an' #16. They iz jivin' about getting gear an' stealing cars.

Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
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Kuririn watches da androids fly off ta find Goku. He realizes dat Tien, Vegeta, Trunks, an' Picillo iz still knocked out like yo momma. He gives dem all uh zinzu bean. Trunks lookes at his sword an' its indent. When Vegeta gets up he flys off. Picollo tells dem ta forget about Vegeta an' ta jet git Goku 'bfoe da andriods git ta him. Kuririn asks uh bunch o' questions an' Picollo says stop asking questions, throws uh blast dat blinds brothas an' he flys off. Kuririn then tells dem dat Picillo’s going ta KamiSami’s look-out. He then tells Trunks an' Tien about Picillo an' KamiSami’s past, dat he learned from Master Roshi: KamiSami had come ta Earth an' he wanted ta be da God o' Earth. At dat tyme KamiSami wuz da greatest power o' da universe. The former God o' da Earth had told him he had an' evil in him. KamiSami knew dis here an' so he trained ta git da evil out o' him. One day he did da evil, Picollo Diamoa, wuz extracted from KamiSami an' took form. Picollo Diamoa tried ta take over da world but Goku stopped him from doin' so. Piccolo Diamoa had been almost totally destroyed an' would die, so he made an offspring made o' his essence. This wuz da Piccolo we's know taday. Since Picollo had become extremely powerful since then combining wiff KamiSami would bring an ultimate power. In Kuririn’s word’s “like uh super saiya-jin, da fusion would be like uh super namekian.” Then Trunks, Tien, an' Kuririn jet off ta git ta Goku 'bfoe da androids do. It then cuts ta Master Roshi’s Island an' it’s uh short scene where about fiddy pimpz come up ta git Marron but dey all see hur skank ass hangin' out of da windah. Then it shows Piccolo flying ta KamiSami’s look-out. KamiSami can sence Piccolo coming an' what his intentions iz. When he gets dere Popogets scared. KamiSami telepathically says somethin' about fussing ta him an' Piccolo replys, "Yo foo'! I got nahh fuckin' smack last night! Hook me up yo brothah" otay buh-weet.
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Piccolo an' Kami wuz jivin' about fusing while tien flew o' ta git ta training ag'in since his jimmy iz jus' so smal. When Krillin an' trunks finally arrive at Goku'scrib, chi chi opened da do' hard on Krillin’s face thinking dat it wuz Gohan. Krillin tells yamacha an' chi chi ta git uh plane an' evacuate goku ta master Roshi’s crib uh soon as possible 'bfoe da androids come an' kill goku. Then gohan comes flying as fast as he can ta see his father. After Gohan comes down, Krillin tells Gohan ta git into da plane. Krillin tells everybody what happened. Then dey show Goku dreaming dat he wuz fighting da androids afta da androids knock out Gohan an' krillin, killing chi chi, an' stabbing trunks wiff his own sword threw his chest. Chi chi gave da antidote ta goku afta he dreamt dat da andriods ganked him an' started ta scream in reality. Yamucha then tells krillin ta page bulma an' tell her what happened cuz she iz always left out, yo sho 'nuff!
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Goku,Chi Chi,Krillin,Yamchua,Gohan, an' Trunks iz all in an airplane flying ta Kame House ta hide Goku from da androids. Gohan asks trunks if dey kill da androids in dere timeline will da androids in da futer just vanish.Then Trunks gets very dissapoited an' realizes dat where he iz from iz like uh parralel dimension an' dat anythin' he do now will not gots uh impact on da futer.

At Kame's Crib Chioutzu iz cooking fo' Roshi an' Oolong.

After Roshi eats da soup he asks Choiutzu how he can cook like dat. Choiutzu says he cooks fo' Tien all da tyme while dey train. Roshi decides ta train Chioutzu (he really wants chioutzu ta stay an' cook but he doesn’t tell him.) Next Tien walks in da do' an' him an' Chioutzu jet off ta train mo' fo' da androids.

Back in da Plane, Trunks now realizing dat his tyme cant be affected by da outcome o' da tyme he iz in now,he then has uh flashback an' says he came back cuz Bulma wanted him ta an' he wanted ta he`p da peeps in his tyme. Well anyway da flashback iz o' trunks walking down uh street wiff alot o' peeps iz crying he then stares at... None other than Maron(Krillins ex) wiff her baby.

Now Krillin iz jivin' ta Bulma. She sends him uh picture o' trunk’s tyme machine. Except its old an' covered in moss. The show now ends an' da preview fo' da next episode iz when Gohan an' Trunks find an egg in da tyme machine. I wonder who iz in it.

*COUGH* Cell *COUGH*
Don't make me come ovah there bitch...
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Ok, so Bulma told Trunks an' da pimpz about da tyme machine. So, Trunks an' Gohan jet ta check it out, an' Bulma says she'll meet dem dere. When dey git ta da area da pimpz serch da area. Just as gohan finds it Bulma shows up wiff uh bawx o' condoms. When she lans dey take uh closer peep, an' boy dey didn't need ta see much cuz dere wuz uh giant hole in da shield. They wondered where da thin' came from (since dey knew Trunks' wuz in da condom bawx.). Then Trunks starts clearing off all da moss an' finds somethin' dat scare da bejesus out o' him. Both da capsules gots da werdz " Hope 1" on dem. He then searches da cockpit only ta find dat it has uh hatched egg in it. And notes dat what ever it wuz didn't git far. Well, dey search fo' uh sec an' Gohan finds uh skin o' some kind o' insectoid, an' well well it hasn't been out long. (WIERD!) Well, o' course Bulma freaks out an' runs. They decide dat it'styme ta tell da others about da discovery. Just as gohan an' trunks git back The pimpz iz huddled around da T.V. gawking an' peep like dey seen uh ghost.When dey asked what wuz up, da guy on t.v. gave da answer. peeps in uh hood wuz diappearing without uh trace, an' just they clothing remained. And guess what da hood wasn't far from da tyme machine! What 'chew fo' trippin foo'?
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It starts out wiff Kami trying ta resist Piccolo’s demands fo' fusion. Later, da gang iz at Master Roshi’s crib wiff Goku still suffering from his heart disease. Everyone has gathered around da TV watching da horrible events occurring in Ginger Town. The screen iz going bad.

Later, da Androids iz still in hot pursuit fo' Goku. Kami senses da events in Ginger Town an' tells Piccolo dat it’s far worse than da Androids. Mr. Popo tells Kami not ta fuse wiff Piccolo but he says dat dere iz nahh other way an' it mus' be done. Piccolo puts his hand on Kami’s chest an' da fusion begins. Kami screams as if he wuz dying an' dere iz uh cloud o' smoke in da air. When it clears, Kami’s staff iz on da ground an' Kami iz nahh mo'. He has fused permanently wiff Piccolo. Mr. Popo starts crying an' says peace out ta Kami, but Piccolo/Kami says: “In dis here form I be nahh longer Kami nor Piccolo, only uh Namek who forgot his name.”(or somethin' like that). He flies off da Sanctuary an' Karin thinks: “Goodbye old nigga.” Piccolo/Kami flies ta Ginger Town only ta see uh bunch o' gear lying on da ground wid ya fuckin' momma!

He then hears uh nig scream at da top o' his lungs an' then uh disgusting sound. A shadow o' uh monster can be seen. The monster glares at Piccolo/Kami. But who iz he? Find out in da next Episode o' Dragonball Z. What the fuck sup now?
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We find The Newly Powered Up Piccolo face ta face wiff da new evil dat has appeared. And What’s This? He has uh Hostage, Holding The Richest nig in hood, Of course da Two iz calm an' tight, while da fat nig bribes Piccolo wiff uh Fat Stack o' Cash ta save his life. The Evil then Drops The Man, but only ta begging ta wack da man’s body up into him usin' his tail. Piccolo watches in horror as da evil claims yet another victim. The evil then speaks an' it knows Piccolo, But it seems Piccolo iz nahh longer his old self he iz now “The Namek” Then weird sheeit happens, Trunks can Sense Vegeta, Freiza, an' King Cold. While Gohon can sense Goku! What’s Going on here?!?! Before any explanation “The Namek” Sends uh Powerful Blast at The Evil, That even da Androids can sense from afar. Trunks Heads ta da Site where dis here iz all Taking Place. Meanwhile Back wiff da Evil an' “The Namek”, dey start Fighting, When da Evil Pulls off Piccolo’s Special Beam Cannon. “The Namek” Very Much Impressed proceeds ta whoop da E don't make me shank ya!
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This wuz one o' muh ma fuckin favriot episodes cuz I got all da deatails about cell. Near da begging piccolo[fused wiff kame] iz fighting cell[first form]. Things iz going well fo' piccolo until cell began da kamehamehawave attack .This destracted piccolo even though piccolo dodged it cell wuz quick enough ta grab ahold o' piccolo an' start ta absorb his energy through piccolo'sarm. Piccolo escapes ,but his arm iz messed up.Cell tell'spiccolo ta give up. Piccolo pretends ta jet along.Piccolo asks alot o' questions about cell intil he has enough 411.Then piccolo rips off his arm ,an' regenarates it.Thats about it with muh beeotch!
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This all starts when Cell do da Solar Flare on Piccolo,Trunks an' Krillian. Why dey iz tring ta see Cell esapes an' goes on da peep out fo' Android 17 an' 18. On iz way he finds uh sign ta another city so he decides ta jet dere when uh `64 came insisting dat he git out o' da way. The football players jet afta him da first one wuz da leader ta git drained o' his power/energy. Then da rest did uh attack formation an' couldnt git passes cell so he took da energy from da rest o' da peeps including da driver. Meanwhile Vegeta seen piccolo powering up an' he wandered how he got da energy. Trunks told him dat he formed wiff Kami. Piccolo told dem dat he wuz going ta wait until Tien got here ta jet tell me da 411 dat he found out about Cell. When Tien came he told dem dat Cell wuz an android crated by Dr.Gero an' dat he used uh bug ta git cells from Vegita,Freeza,Freeza’s Dad,Goku, an' Tien. The episode ends when Cell going in da attack ta take some energy from da humans in da city an' told himself dat Andriod 17 an' 18 iz next. Find out what happens nextime on da conclusion o' dragonballz. sho 'nuff!
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Will Piccolo an' Tien find Cell? Watch da next exiting episode o' DragonBallZ: It’s up ta Piccolo and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
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Cell iz still attacking da hood an' da episode opens wiff uh nig shooting peeps. Then Cell comes down from da ceiling an' he absorbs da energy from da nig wiff da gat. Then he hears da wimpering o' uh ho an' her brudda. He heads towards dem. Then dey start running away from Cell. They outbeat Cell until dey git outside an' dey trip over uh big gap. But be-fore Cell can reach dem, Krillen steps in an' picks up da peeps. Those peeps ecscape in uh plane, then Krillen hits Cell in da stomach an' hangs onto da bottom o' da plane. Then it appears Cell comes down on da plane. Krillen jumps up an' hits Cell. Then Cell hits Krillen. Krillen’s head goes right throught da plane. Cell goes on da outside o' da plane an' iz about ta absorb da energy from Krillen’s head, but Cell senses dat Tien an' Piccolo iz nearing so he flys away, his energy as low as possible. They git Krillen out an' head fo' Roshi’s. Meanwhile Trunks continues his journey ta jet train wiff Vegeta. He talks ta himself along da way about how much tyme has changed in his tyme ta dis here tyme. Back at Roshi’s, da gang decides ta jet search an' destroy Cell, so dey git in dere plane, piloted by Yamcha an' set off. Then Roshi an' Chi-Chi hear uh sound coming from outside. They head upstairs an' find dat Goku iz not in his bed an' iz outside training. Chi-Chi jumps out an' Goku tells dem dat he heard everything dey said in his dreams. He too, also wants ta push da level o' Super Saiyan... sho 'nuff!
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Here'sda scoop. After Goku wakes up, he flies over ta da ship where da hole Z Senshi (except fo' Vegeta an' Trunks). Everyone iz so happy ta see him an' Kuririn an' Gohan start crying. Goku then tells brothas about da tyme chamber at Kamisama'spalace. The chamber gives uh person one year o' training in just one day, making surpassing SSJ uh breeze. Goku then takes Gohan ta find Vegeta an' Trunks. After finding dem, dey jet ta Kamisama'spalace, where Mr. Popo shows dem da chamber. Vegeta an' Trunks enter first.

Meanwhile, back on earth, at Master Roshi'sisland, brothas except Piccolo iz sleeping. Then, Androids 16, 17, an' 18 arrive. Piccolo an' 17 git into uh fight on another island. How will everything turn out??? an don't make me pull mah gat!
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The Ultimate battle between 17 an' Piccolo begins! Piccolo throws down his weited clothing while 17 rolls up his sleeves hoping fo' uh quick battle. He’s not going ta git one wiff da new Piccolo! Everyone at Master Roshi’s feel Piccolo’s enormous power as he powers up, an' Krillin tells dem he has already fused wiff Kami. Meanwhile in Kami’s lookout, Goku an' Gohan sense da powers o' Piccolo, but doubt dat it iz enough. Gohan rushes ta he`p Piccolo, but Goku explains dat he needs dis here training an' dat he can not he`p Piccolo right now. Piccolo an' 17 square off, but 17 iz overwhelmed by Piccolo’s new strength. 17 iz quickly downed, but he’s not out o' da fight yet. 17 recovers, but Piccolo sends another blast through him. 17 still refuses ta give in, an' then Piccolo uses his scatter shower attack, but 17 easily dodges it, complementing himself through da blasts. Piccolo hits him wiff uh Masenkoporro, but 17 shakes it off within uh few seconds unharmed. 18 an' 16 peep on without much surprise or care o' da battle. Piccolo tries another set o' blasts, an' 17 iz bewildered ta why Piccolo iz being redundant when he knows deez blasts aren’t hittinh him. 17 turn around, an' ta his surprise, dis here wuz another one o' Piccolo’s tricks!!! 17 realizes dat da blasts wuz ta be missed on purpose.

Piccolo decides ta end da battle an' brings da blasts together on 17.

After da smoke clears, 17 iz still alive, untouched!!! 17 tells Piccolo ta come wiff him ta another location ta fight. Piccolo agrees an' brothas heads off ta dis here new location. Meanwhile, Cell continues his search fo' da androids, an' he finds dat Piccolo iz fighting him! Cell rushes off leaving his prey ta catch 17, but he iz uh phat beeotch
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The episode starts off wiff goku waiting fo' vegita. Then dey show uh fierce match between number 17 an' piccolo. The android gets hit in da water. The fight iz so bad volcanoes erupt on da island. then all da other pimpz at master roshes watch as dey sense cell from far away.

Then past trunks iz crying an' bulma’s father iz taking care off him booty he still crys. Then chichi picks da phone up an' she tells dem dat she got uh device dat can stop da androids. And says she will only give it too dem if yamecha massages her feet. Back at da fight piccolo iz throwing hard punches but dey iz well matched.

Goku an' gohun iz still waiting! Krillin iz thinking about #18.an' tein makes him snap out o' it. then all o' uh sudden cell shows up. Bulma iz trying ta jet ta master roshes, but her pops an' da fat guy who cut vegetas tail off, grasp her so dey wont gots ta watch trunks. Lets see if she can git out o' dis here one .piccolo iz shocked as 4 da anidroids dere not. Can da silent android he`p da #17and 18. And can Bulma escape an' will Goku make it in tyme find out on da next episode o' dbz ! When piccolo helps da androids battle cell. WOO HOO Yo jimmy iz what 'chew thinking man?
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Well, dis here here iz where I be going ta end da episode summaries. Juunanagou 'dies' in dis here episode, an' he'sall we's care about. I hope ya enjoyed dis here encounter wiff ebonix, an' I hope you not scarred. Also, if ya jive dis here way in real life, yo, den ah suggest ya git yo' brains checked out by uh large jimmy doctor.

Cell iz approaching Piccolo an' Android#17 an' #18. He goes an' starts trying ta kill #17 ta git stronger. Once he iz about ta kill #17 Piccolo comes an' punches Cell away. Cell keeps on saying he iz powerful an' #17 an' #18 iz part o' him. Then Piccolo an' #17 start fighting Cell. Soon Piccolo tries ta use his strongest attack on Cell an' it doesn’t even scratch Cell. Then Cell kills Piccolo. While dis here iz happening Tien iz just standing dere watching cuz he iz uh foo'!

Then #16 who wuz also watching wiff #18 comes forward ta fight. Find out what happens in da next Dragonballz Episode ...what the fuck episode iz diz now?
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The episode starts wiff 17 really getting da crap whooped out o' him. After he gets beaten up severely by Cell, Cell expands da tip o' his tail an' prepares ta absorb 17. However, Android 16 interferes an' gives Cell uh punch in da face he won't forget. After dat 16 an' Cell start fighting, but 16 iz basically whooping him. Then Cell tries ta absorb 16 but it don' werk. Finally, da episode ends wiff Android 16 ripping off Cell'stail (but Cell grew it back cuz he absorbed Piccolo'sarm an' therefore gained regenerating ability) an' Cell an' 16 preparing fo' Round 2.

However, Android 17 iz still injured an' down on da floor! Can Android 16 hold off Cell enough? What if dey both git absorbed? Will Android 18 an' Tien be enough ta stop uh MEGA-POWERFUL CELL?!? ya'll is mad stupid. >.>
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As da episode begins, Cell has just regenerated his tail an' says, “Its gonna take mo' than dat ta stop me.” As he says dis here, his tail whips around splashing drips o' green acid all over da ground dat eats up some o' da roxors.

Android 16 gets enraged an' says, “NEXT TIME I’LL RIP OFF Yo' HEAD!?!”

Cell replies, “You’ll gots ta catch me first.” Cell charges up an' leaps back while 16 jumps attacking him head on. Cell knocks him down an' da Silent Warrior lies motionless on da ground. Cell looks around ta see Android 17 standing up gripping his arm looking shocked as his android nigga lies on da ground. Cell smiles an' starts ta walk toward 16 an' charges up. As he steps closer, 16 leaps up an' fires his left hand which disconnects from his arm. It collides wiff Cell’s chest an' he hits da ground. Android 16 walks toward Cell who iz lying unconcious on da ground. 16 picks him up an' throws him hard ta da ground. 16 crosses his arms disconnects both o' dis here hands, which he holds under his arms, an' fires an immense blast dat lights up da whole island. Tien, 17, an' 18 peep in awe. Krillin looks behind him at all da light an' recognizes Tien’s power, but decides ta jet an' git da remote 'bfoe he helps him.

Goku says, “Cell’s powerlevel has just taken uh huge drop.”

Gohan says, “Does dat mean dat we's iz winning?”

Goku replies, “I dun’t know Gohan, I just hope dat dey can just hold on.” As da smoke clears, dere stands 16, still aiming his blasters at da ground. He then reattaches his hands.

Android 17 says ta himself, “ I didn’t believe it 'bfoe but Android 16 iz stronger. He iz an amazing machine.”

Android 18 says, “He did it, he ganked Cell! You did it 16 ya sqaushed dat bug!”

Android 16 yells, “I DID NOT DEFEAT HIM! THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH TO DESTROY HIM! AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE, GET OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!!!”

Androind 17 says, “What iz ya jivin' about 16? You destroyed him. With us by yo' side nahh one can come against us, we's can rule da whole world!” And as Android 17 says his last werdz, uh dark shadow falls over him.

Tien then yells, “17 LOOK OUT HE’S BEHIND YOU!?!?!?!” Android 17 then turns around ta see da evil an' merciless Cell. Cell opens his stinger an' puts it over Android 17. 17 strugggles uh little bit, but its too late Cell wacks 17 all da way down his tail an' into him. Android 16 runs ta try an' stop him, but its done 17 iz gone. Cell then starts ta yell an' dis here whitey light starts ta glow all around him.

THE TRANSFORMATION HAS BEGUN! Cell begins ta scream wiff joy as his form starts ta change. Android 16 iz blinded by all da bright light. Cells spots on his body begin ta glow brighter than anythin' else. Cells foot begins ta change also. His three fingers fuse together ta make uh foot dat looks similar ta uh boot. Cells forehead also changes an' so do his facial characteristics. Goku an' Gohan, at Kami’s lookout, iz amazed wiff fear!

Goku says, “Cells power reading has just sky rocketed! This means only one dis here, Gohan, Cell has just absorbed one o' da androids! Thats da only logical explanation.” As da light coming from Cell dims, his new form has now been shown! Now Cell has lost his wings an' instead o' uh beak, he has uh mouth dat makes him peep like uh frog. His tail, now iz mo' blue an' iz connected ta his upper backside. Cell’s muscles iz now bigger than ever an' he has mo' o' uh forehead. His ki now iz blue, just like Vegeta’s, an' he has uh deeper voice.

Android 16 starts ta run fo' his life. He rushes ta 18 an' says, “We mus' jet now, 'bfoe it iz too late! You’d bettah too!” Which he tells ta Tien.

Meanwhile, Cell iz just getting use ta his new form. Cell says, “So dis here iz how it feels like. IT IS AMAZING! I could git use ta dis here.”

Android 16 runs uh couple o' feet behind Cell, still holding on ta 18, ta da edge o' da island. Cell sees dem, charges up his ki an' leaps toward dem. The next thin' ya know, Cell iz in front o' Android 16.

Android 16 stops an' says, “Its worst than I feared, he iz stronger than me.” Cell turned around an' looks at his reflection in da water.

“So dis here iz what it looks like when I change, I like it!”

Android 16 says, “Get out o' our way!” Cell turns around, puts his hand in front o' 16’s face.

Android 18 says, “16 watch out!!” And Cell fires uh mighty blast in 16’s face which sends him flying uh couple o' feet away, holy shiz duude! As 16 looks back up half o' his upper right head iz gone an' his inner metals iz showing.

Tien says as he watches from afar, “Looks like I’ll half ta git muh ma fuckin feet wet afta all.”

As Cell takes uh step closer ta Android 18 he says, “Join wiff me 18.”

Android 18 says, “Get back or else I’ll detonate myself to dem junkies.”

Cell says, “Your going ta destroy yourself?”

Android 18, “ Anything iz bettah than being uh part o' ya!”

Cell, “Android 17 isn’t havin' uh problem.” And then Cell’s voice changes into 17’s voice. Over Cell’s head dere iz da image o' Android 17.

17 says, “Don’t be afraid 18. When ya become one wiff Cell all will become clear an' yo' smell like pine fresh air freshenor.”

Android 16 sits up an' yells wiff all his energy, “Don’t listen ta him! He iz mad stupid, foo', 18 he iz just usin' 17’s voice!!!”

Cell switches back ta his original voice an' says, “What do ya know, you’ve only got half uh brain.”

17 then says ag'in, “Join wiff me 18 I’m all right.” But as 17 says dat, 18 sees behind his voice an' learns dat it’s not 17 an' iz Cell.

Android 18 says, “17 would never wants ta be apart o' ya he loved his life! It wuz all just uh game ta him! NOW STEP BACK OR ELSE I WILL DETONATE!”

Cell, “Think Android 18, ya need ta charge up enough power ta detonate an' I will prevent ya from doin' so. You’ll need uh hand full o' seconds ta charge up when I need uh meer second ta git ya.” And then uh shadow falls over Cell. 18 an' Cell peep above ta see Tien standing over him naked.

Tien starts ta power up an' fires uh huge triangular energy blast at him.

Tien says, “I maybe just uh pothole in da road ta ya but I be going ta be ONE DEEP POTHOLE!!!”

And as da smoke clears from his first blast, dere iz an' immense hole in da ground, wiff Cell in it. The hole iz very deep an' ya can see hardly anythin' in it.

Tien says, “I know yo' somewhere down dere. He turns ta 18 an' says WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? GET OUT OF HERE!!!!” 18 gets up an' runs ta 16 an' ax him if he can fly. 16 says he’ll try.

Meanwhile, Tien fires mo' an' mo' blasts into da hole, an' in da hole shows Cell flying back up an' being knocked right back down into da hole. Tien’s blasts iz actually preventing Cell from getting out!

Back in Kami's Crib, Goku an' Gohan iz shocked an' afraid fo' Tien.

Goku says, “WHATS TIEN DOING? HE IS RUINING THE WHOLE GAME PLAN AND HE IS USING TOO MUCH ENERGY! HE’S GONNA WEAR OUT AND BE KILLED!”

Back ta da battle, Tien iz putting up uh pimp-tight effort an' keeps firing his energy blasts. Android 16 tells 18 dat he can’t fly an' she should git out o' here! Tien keeps firing an' firing in da hole an' keeps knocking Cell down! HOW MUCH LONGER CAN HE LAST? And right when it gets exciting it ends.

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