...What if...

"What if..." Remember that timeless question from when you were but a wee lad? Remember all the fun-ness you had trying to find out the answer to "what if"? Well...

• Juunanagou had a beard? Well, if Juunanagou had a beard, it would make him look much older, and a lot less..attractive? Plus, it would be an instant magnet to insects that he would encounter in the woods. They would most likely make residence in his beard, thus, causing him much annoyance and distress. Upon the insects living in his beird, it would also catch crumbs from miscellaneous foods that he would eat, which would also make it more pleasant for the insects that would love-ever-so-much to inhabit his face. Also, his beird would catch sweat, making his face..um..smell bad..? And, lastly, not many girls would enjoy kissing someone who has an insect-infested, crumb-clinging, smelly beard/face. So, no, Juunanagou would never have a beard..or any facial hair for that case.

• Juunanagou lived in the city? This is actually quite possible. I'm not sure why he decided to move out into the sticks like he did, but if he decided to move back to the city, I bet he would live in a large fun city...like... New York. He'd probably get some small appartment on the top story. Of course, he would buy a sports car. A RED sports car. He would use this RED sports car to go to local night clubs and such, to pick up chicks..perhaps. And what would his job be if he lived in the city? He would not tolerate working some lame office job, hell no, he would more likely work in some...fun place, such as a Night Club--he'd be the bouncer or hot bartender guy--, or perhaps in a store such as HotTopic. If he chose to work at HotTopic, then he'd have to get a whole new wardrobe. It's about time for that anyway...

• Juunanagou DID work at HotTopic? Well... regaurding the last "what if" question.. I assume Juunana would live in a rather large city that has access to a HotTopic. They would probably hire him because... he would threaten him, or maybe because of his laid back attitude. (If you've been to a HotTopic, then you'd notice that the people in there have a nice laid back attitude, ^_^) Anyway, he would buy a whole new wardrobe, consisting of HotTopic-like clothes, which I think, would make him look gooood; that's just MY opinion however.. Moving on, if he worked there, I assume that he'd get a few more peircings, besides his ears, like..his tongue or eyebrow. I can see this happening too, yes. He might not be the best salesman if he worked there, but he sure as hell would attract more customers from his um...good looks?

• Juunanagou cut his hair? ...NO! No, he would NOT cut his hair....NO NO NO!!! ><;; *cough*..well..I mean...if he grew it out longer..and then cut it to its original length...then I can understand..otherwise..NO NONONO! If he cut his hair, ever, then I would delete this website and remove all Juunanagou paraphenalia from my computer, then I would make another website feeding my addiction to a different anime, or character. Then I would hunt down the ppl who made him cut his hair and proceed to flog them, many times! *gets thought*...well...um...maybe..if..if it was cut still down to his ears..but..sloppily..then MAYBE I would consider it. MAYBE!!!! But, I highly doubt it.

• Juunana liked Eminem? He wouldn't. Ever. Well.. I'd hope not. But, if he did... He would eventually go insane from the redundancy of that lame-assed song "Slim Shady" and go on some sort of rampage throughout the cities. He would search endlessly until he found Eminem. He would then either: a) try to maim the rapper, or himself b) burst into a fit of ebonix c) spontaneously combust d) implode e) have a new found love for Eminem and his music and offer to be his personal body gaurd f) become really depressed from the over redundancy and turn into a raging alcolic overnight, then he'd realize that all the beverages he was drinking never had alcohol (such as schweppes ginger ale, or..coca cola- pepsi=evil) And then he would go insane and live in a cave- almost like he does already.

• Juunanagou had 4 fingers? If Juukun had only 4 fingers, then this would make it rather difficult for him to do his daily routines. Also, it would make him a freak- outcast. Or, if that didn't happen, then he would be known in town as "Mystical 4-Fingered Man" And would perform tricks in the streets with a side-show monkey and a jack in the box; people would throw money at him because his mysticness would be so mystic. Then, with all the money he would have made from his mystic 4 fingeredness and his dancing monkey, he would eventualy be found out by some huge hollywood producer and would be the bestest thing outta the backwoods. He would then start in such films as, "The Butcher's Revenge: 7" In this roll, Juunanagou would play the deranged son of the Butcher who has sudden urges of schitzophrenia (ok, so i can't spell that, sue me..) And slices off 6 of his fingers. Then he goes permanately insane and starts a killing spree, all because he didn't have change for tree fiddy. Other films would be, "Shop Class, You Have Failed", "Shop Class, You Get an F", "Shop Class, Gone Wrong" in all of these films, Juunanagou would play the evil shop teacher who, depending what the title of the movie is, either failes his students and cuts off their fingers, give them an F and chops off their fingers (much like the first one, this movie is rumored to be a re-make of the first), and, basically, where shop class goes wrong..and he slices off the fingers of his students.

• Juunanagou was a Chef? If Juunanagou had practiced cooking as a younger cyborg, I'm sure he would be an expert cook. He would specialize in rice dishes, since veggie fried rice is his absolute favorite food. In fact, he would be so good, that the host of the Iron Chef show would invite him to guest appear. He would, and would try to win with his best rice dish. If he did not win, he would throw a rage--of course-- and then either kill the other chef's, or he would threaten the host. Either way, he'd win. Then, he would get his own cooking show where the only thing he would cook is rice dishes. His show would premier on the Home and Garden Channel, Mon-Thurs from 3:30pm-4:00 pm.

• Juunana became a Pop Star Well...If Juunanagou became a popstar, Iknow I would go to see him perform, only because his voice actor is Nakahara Shigeru and, damn, he's good. Even though he's a pop star, if he was more of a rock star...like.. rock star along the lines of Tool's Undertow then HELL YES, i would love to go see him. Anywas, *cough* If Juunanagou was a popstar, he would probably be one of those spoled kids with the huge limo with the pool in the back and a dry bar. He would have fans on all corners of our spherical globe, men and women would flock to see him perform..even though he'd be a pop star. He would have his own amusement park named after him, since he loves to have fun. It would have the teacup ride. (Waha! If you've seen the Trunks Special, then you'll recall how much him and Juuhachi LOVED the teacup ride!) He would then get so popular that he would have his own clothing line, which would basically be torn/faded jeans, bandanas, and the Red Ribbon logo. Eventually, he would get so popular that he would change his name from "Juunanagou" to a symbol that is unpronouncible, much like the artist formerly known as Prince (who is now just "Mr. *unpronouncible symbol*"). After about...4 more years in the pop buisness, he would remove himself completely from the media and move to a remote country and join the Peace-Core.

• Juunanagou had an obsession with fuzzy bunny slippers? Hmm... He would always wear his fuzzy bunny slippers, even out in public, which is extremely embarassing. However, with his new found passion for fuzzy bunny slippers, he wouldn't mind. He would wear his bunny slippers to bed, around the house, to the grocery store, and to other various places. His fuzy bunny slippers would soon get too dirty from overwear, and so he would have to wash them. But since he loves them so much, it would be an eternal cycle of wearing, dirty, wash, wearing, dirty, wash. Eventually, this would take a toll on the poor slipper's, and they would die. He would hold a funeral for them in his backyard and put up a memorial for his fuzzy bunny slippers. Who wouldn't? *wipes tear* heheh, he'd probably attempt to feed them too..which would also make them dirty.. *cough*

• Juunana had a different personality? WHOOHOO!!! Actually I like his personality because that's who he is. But if Toriyama Akirasama made him with a different personality, then i'm sure I'd love him just as much ^^. I think it would be interesting to see Juunana in a different light besides the "sadistic-egotistical-jerk" that he can be (and is most of the time). If he had a personality like..oh.. let's say.. Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin (tm.) then ..WHOA O_O that would be quite a change. However, it would be quite an interesting plot change. He would still want and love to kill/harm/destroy things and Son Gokou, of course, but he'd be..so happy when he did it. And he'd say, "oro!" instead of.."kuso!" persay. Waha, yes, I would like to see Juunana hve a different personality for once. Intruiging. Very intruiging.

• What if Juunana only bought $18.00 Water? Um...then he'd go broke. And besides, who in the hell buy's $18.00? O_o; Certainly not I...

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  FINALLY!!These are new, received on 11.19.01 by a fan by the name of SurvivorWolf13. Anyway, here are their "what if's". ^^

  • Everyone switched sides? 0_0
    I say to that..:: The goodguys would be bad guys and the badguys would be goodguys! What about Bejiita? He switches sides a few times (that fickle bastard.) Well, if that happened, the world would be doomed, since the 'badguys' are the strongest (ie: Gokou, Gohan, etc)

  • Everyone switched genders? O_O
    I say to that...:: Gokou would be one ugly woman. I don't even want to *think* about Piccoro.

  • Vegeta's hair was revealed to be home to a small,insane,fuzzy animal that corrupts his mind?
    I say to that...: That explains his fuckéd-up-ness.

  • I *actually* got ta go to Frieza's home planet? I will write a fanfic on this strange subject,just so you know.
    I say to that...: Lucky you? o0;;;

  • 17 died in a freak "Bandanna Hanging" accident?
    I say to that...: c'mon, he's not THAT stupid.

  • 18 was rendered helpless in battle due to a broken nail?
    I say to that...: ... i have no idea, i've never broken a nail -.-0

  • *Someone* showed everyone tapes of dubbed American DBZ,especially the epis in which they die. (Guess who that someone is)
    I say to that...: GOOD!!! Then they'd (the Z-senshi, assuming they're real) would kick FUNimation's ass and DEMAND that only SUBBED episodes be showed to us non Japanese speakers!

  • The saiyans had bad hairdays. i.e.,"Darnit! My hair will not stick up!"
    I say to that...: Get more super-extra-strength hair gel?

  • *Someone* interviewed all the misunderstood characters & brought a tape recorder. (God help us all,this info will shock & amaze you...) Just edit out the points where I erm....die due to asking really bad questions....
    What I say to that...: ...

  • DBZ met "The X-files......" Oh. My. God. Now THIS is gonna be good! Lookit Mulder run! Whoohoo! Didn't know Scully could run THAT fast. File that.
    What I say to that...:
  • DBZ met my life. Umm...No comment here. You DON'T want to know what I'd do......
  
  What I say to that...: Um..no, no I do not.

  

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