Ben Richmond: Ladies and gentlemen... this next match is for the GTW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Introducing first, the challengers... at a total combined weight of 520 lbs... they hail from Chicago, Illinois... accompanied to the ring by their manager, Danielle Angel, and their "personal play-by-play man" Will Lavin... BAD BOY BILL... JUSTIN STORM... THE IMPACT PLAYERS!!!
*** Everybody in the crowd is on their feet booing as the Impact Players walk out. They all pose on the stage under the GTW-tron... Justin Storm raises his Kendo stick with one hand, an angry grimace on his face... Bad Boy Bill flexes a massive bicep, as Danielle Angel looks on and smiles, kissing it. Will Lavin sorts through some index cards in his hand... the entire gang walks out, and... regrettably... Bill pulls a microphone out from his pocket...***
Papa: Well here come the village idiots folks... the Impact Players... and Oh God... Bad Boy Bill's got a microphone... god save us...
Tristan: Papa show some respect!!! Why... look, Will Lavin is going to grace us with his presence!!!
*** Lavin grabs a headset and has a seat ***
Lavin: Can you feel the electricity ladies and gentlemen??? The Impact Players... tonight, their quest to become GTW Tag Team Champions finally ends... and so does Trevor Longly's carrer!!!
*** The crowd boos as Bill takes off his sunglasses, handing them to Danielle... and raises the microphone to speak... ***
BBB: God... what a piece of crap town this is... you know, I was watching your football team, and I was thinking---
Voice on the PA: Hey Bill.. please do us a favor... and BE QUIET!!!
*** Great pop as Trevor Longly walks out, a mic in hand, and BOTH GTW tag team belts draped over his shoulder. ***
Longly: Bill... Justin... finally, I'm going to shut the two of you up... as you know, I'm an old man... a dinosaur in the buisness, so to speak. And when I was OWNER of this federation, just a few months ago... I saw you two... and I couldn't help but smile. I mean... look at you two... one of you carries around a large stick and hits people with it... the other is an overweight, overrated, no talent hack who couldn't cut a promo if his life depended on it. So now... that I'm no longer the owner... and I'm a player... I get my chance to finally cut you two fools out of here... and I don't even need a tag team partner... so as you Americans say... LET'S GET IT ON!!!
*** Big pop as the British warrior charges out to the ring!!! ***
DING DING DING!!!
Papa: And Longly's partner hasn't even been introduced yet... but he doesn't care... he'll take BBB and Storm on one-on-one!!!
Tristan: You know, I used to have a lot of respect for Trevor Longly... but he doesn't want a tag team partner... he's an idiot!! Why can't he just conform... because you know he's going to get his butt kicked by the Impact Players!
Lavin: Indeed Tristan, great analysis...
Papa: Ahem, I'm gonna call this one Lavin...
Lavin: Ha!!!
Papa (pulling out the cord to Lavin's headset): Yeah, I'll "ha" you...
Tristan: Papa!! What are you crazy??? You cut his mic!
Papa: You're damn right I did... in the ring now, Longly's charged by Storm... LOOK OUT!!! Takes Storm down with drop toehold!!! He's up... Bill charges with a clothesline... Longly ducks... wraps his arm around Bill's neck... REVERSE DDT!!! Longly back up... turns back to face Storm... Storm with a left hand... another... and... OH!!! LONGLY BLOCKS!!! BAM!!! BAM!! BAM!! Right hands to the face!! He lifts Storm up... INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!
Tristan: Will... did you find the cord yet?
Lavin (barely audible, looking under the table for the correct hook-up among a sea of wires): Dammit Papa!! This is my job dammit!
Papa: Longly now turns back to Bad Boy Bill... Bill has him in a waistlock, close to the corner... grabs Longly by the head... SMASHES IT INTO THE TURNBUC--- NO!!! Longly puts up his leg to block and... WHAM!!! Bill goes head-first into the post!!! Bill laying back in the corner... WHOOOOOOOOOO!!! Longly with a chop!!! And... WHOOOOOO!!! Another one!!! Storm up.. charges across at Longly.... HE MOVES!!! BAM!!! Storm runs right into BBB!!! He stumbles back... Longly with a roll-up!!!
1... 2...
Papa: NO!!! Longly could have had it right there... but he's doing damn good for himself so far... he's going 1 on 2... and his "mystery partner" is nowhere in sight!!!
Tristan: Papa would you shut up about the mystery partner and help me and Lavin find his cord!?
Papa: Umm.. I'd rather not, actually... in the ring, Longly thrusting his shoulder into BBB's ribs... he turns as Storm is up again... kick to the gut... PEDIGREE TIME!! He hooks the arms and... WAIT... Bill is out of the corner... charges to Longly and... WHAM!!! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!! My God... Longly may have swallowd his tounge off of that one!!! And now he's down... BBB kicking him... as is Storm... and it looks like they have the better of him now!!! Well, Longly did what he could... the odds have finally caught up to him!!!
Tristan: Is that it... yeah... I think that's it!
Lavin (microphone working): hello? Is this on? Testing... one... two...
Tristan: You're on...
Lavin: Alright then... I apologize to my fans out there in TV land... who wanted this match called CORRECTLY... but the unproffesional conduct of my colleague here...
Papa: Are you gonna call the match or put yourself over?
Lavin: Right then... it looks like the Impact Players are in control, as they very well should be... this idiot Trevor Longly thought he could take them 2 on 1... well they are showing him now... as they have him in the corner... and are simply put, KICKING THE CRAP OUTTA HIM!!!
*** Suddenly... we hear a hum on the PA... ***
Lavin: Well I don't know what that noise is...
Tristan: It sounds like a voice...
Lavin: I don't know, but forget about it Tristan! The Impact Players are about to win the tag team titles!!! In fact... they are about ready to put Longly away!!! Bill tells Storm to climb the ropes... and he raises Longly up on his shoulders...
*** The voice on the PA becomes louder... clearer... ***
Tristan: Is it saying... sweat... no... sweet... sweet something...
Lavin: ENOUGH!! The Players have him... Justin Storm is on the rope, about to let fly with a clothesline that will knock Longly out of wrestling forever!!!
Tristan: Sweet... sweet... ? What is that voice saying?
Papa: SWEET DREAMS!!!
*** Suddenly, Marilyn Manson's SWEET DREAMS booms throughout the arena... all eyes, including those of the Impact Players, turn to the stage... when out walks... NIGHTCRAWLER!!! ***
Lavin: What!?!
Tristan: Huh?!?!
Papa: NIGHTCRAWLER IS BACK!! BBB's former tag team partner is looking for revenge... AND HERE HE COMES!!! Running down the ramp!!! Danielle Angel stands in his way... OH!!! HE PUSHES HER DOWN!!!
Lavin: Why that's no way to treat a..
Papa: HE'S IN THE RING!!! He charges right for BBB... WHAM!!! CLOTHESLINE!!! BBB is down!!! Nightcrawler tells him to get back up... revenge is on his mind folks... BAM!!! ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!!! And now.. waiting for Bill to get up once again... Longly is holding Storm back... Nightcrawler hooks BBB... T-BONE SUPLEX!!!
Lavin: Nightcrawler has NO BUISNESS out here!!
Papa: Yes he does Lavin you idiot... HE'S THE MYSTERY TAG PARTNER!!! And now he's hammering away at BBB... Nightcrawler and BBB, used to team up as THE X-TREMISTS... until BBB decided to follow a pot of gold, and double-crossed Nightcrawler to hook up with Justin Storm... well, revenge is a dish best served cold... and BBB is getting it in the face here!!
Lavin: The players will still prevail!!!
Papa: Well it doesn't look like the case here... Nightcrawler working on BBB in one corner, Longly working on Storm in the opposite... they look to each other... and... WHAM!!! IRISH WHIP THE PLAYERS INTO ONE ANOTHER!!! And now they turn around... WHAM!!! Stereo kicks to the gut... and... BOOM!!! STEREO PILEDRIVERS!!
Lavin: All these men shouldn't be in the ring at one time...
Papa: You're right... and the referee is pushing Longly and Storm out of there... and Longly nods to Nightcrawler... it looks like he's got Trevor's seal of approval!!
Lavin: As if he needs it... well, Nightcrawler seems to have the advantage for the moment, while the clearly superior Bad Boy Bill seemed to have just been taken aback a bit... Nightcrawler is using illegal closed-fist punches on Bill... and now that he's down, he locks on a single-leg leglock!
Papa: Bad Boy Bill able to grab onto the ropes... as Nightcrawler pulls him back up... OH!!! Bill breaks the hold! He nails Nightcrawler with an uppercut and... SUPLEX!!!
Lavin: The Impact Players, back in control!
Papa: Bill kicks Nightcrawler while he's down... tagging back out to Justin Storm... Storm in, as BBB holds Nightcrawler in an abdominal stretch... BAM!!! BAM!!! Jabs to the abs!
Lavin: What is with this "BAM" all the time?
Papa: Storm has Nightcrawler in position for a piledriver... no... he can't get him up... backbody drop!!! And Nightcrawler makes the tag!
Lavin: He's obviously scared of the mysterious yet precise power of Justin Storm...
Papa: Mysterious and precise? And you think "BAM" is bad?
Lavin: Longly locks it up with Storm... Storm with the advantage... and Trevor Longly, an overrated and over-the-hill quote endqoute technician is made to look the fool!! Storm pulls him to his corner... and throws him into it... the referee telling him to back off...
Papa: And look!!! BBB is cheating as usual... with the ref's back turned he's hammering away at Longly!
Lavin: I don't know what match you're calling Brian... but I do know that---
Tristan: PAPA!!! Did you cut his mic again!!???
Papa: Oops. In the ring, Storm kicking Longly as he rests in the corner... pulls him out now... and... OH!!! PILEDRIVER!!! And now... signaling for... THE TIMEBOMB!!! That's his version of the Outsider's Edge!!!
Tristan (to Lavin, both men under the table): No Will... it's not the red wire... it was black!
Papa: Heh heh... Storm lifts Longly up... AND HE DROPS HIM!! BAM!!! TIMEBOMB!!! And now... look at him... taking way too much time here... he's showboating... listen Storm, you DIDN'T win the titles yet... he finally goes for the cover...
1... 2...
Papa: NO!! LONGLY GOT A SHOULDER UP!!! Storm can't believe it!!! He pulls Longly up... hammering away in frustration... tags in Bill... both men throw Longly into the ropes... BAM!!! FLAPJACK!!! And now... Bill kicks Longly while he's down... look at him... taunting Nightcrawler on the apron...these Impact Players may be talented, yes... but they don't know how to focus on the match at hand! Bill finally pulling Longly back up... he's got him in position... LOOK OUT... POWERBOMB!!!
Tristan: Here it is!! Hook it up!!!
Papa: BBB goes for the cover!
1... 2...
Papa: NO!!! Longly got a foot on the bottom rope!!!
Tristan: There we go...
Lavin: Testing... testing... I'm on... alright, listen Papa... if you do that one more time... I swear I'll...
Papa: What? Just shut up and call the match!!!
Lavin: Very well... Bad Boy Bill and Storm are dominating Longly in there... they have him up in the air... double team... DOUBLE SUPLEX!! He's almost done!!!
Papa: He DESPERATELY needs to tag out to Nightcrawler!!!
Lavin: Well, Justin Storm is in control of this here, ready to coast to victory... he drops Longly down... tags out to Bill... who is on the second rope... he comes down with an elbow drop onto Longly! Right into the throat!
Papa: But they haven't been able to finish him...
Lavin: Bill now... sending Longly into the corner... charges in... and gets him with a Stinger splash!!! Longly down... and bill is on his back.. a camel clutch!!
Tristan: TAP!!! TAP!!!
Papa: That could do it...
Lavin: The strongest GTW superstar, Bad Boy Bill, pulling back at Longly's neck... stretching his innards... his ribs, about to crack from the pressure...
Papa: But he WON'T QUIT!!!
*** The crowd really gets behind Longly... ***
Papa: Trevor Longly has really earned respect from the fans the past couple of weeks... he's been showing a lot of courage... and it's no different here!!!
Lavin: Pull Bill!!! PULLL!!! He's a MONSTER!!! He can't be stopped!!! BAD BOY BILL WILL KILL TREVOR LONGLY!!!
Papa: Where is that cord again?
Tristan: Watch it Papa...
Lavin: Longly is done!! But he won't quit... Bill is frustrated, pulling back... wait a moment!! Longly is biting his fingers!!! That is ILLEGAL!!!
Papa: The ref isn't calling it!
Lavin: Bill releases the hold... blood dripping from his hands... and from Longly's mouth... Bill pulls him up...
Papa: WHAM!!! Longly with a shot to the gut!!! BAM!! European uppercut!!! Charges off of the ropes and...
Lavin: BAM!!! BAM!!! BAM!!!! You like that Papa??? Bad Boy Bill hits Longly with his world-famous, nothing-else-like it in the world SPINEBUSTER!!!
Papa: But Bill is down!!! Holding his hands... and rolling over... heading to his corner to make the tag! But... SO IS LONGLY!!!
Lavin: It won't happen... it can't happen!
Papa: YES!!! LONGLY MAKES THE TAG!!! HERE COMES NIGHTCRAWLER... and here comes Storm... WHAM!!! NIGHTCRAWLER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! Here comes Bill... BAM!!! Another shot by Nightcrawler!! Nightcrawler is a house-a-fire in ---
Tristan: Papa?
Lavin: Let's see how you like it...
Tristan: Will did you just cut Papa's mic??
*** Suddenly... big crowd pop as Papa dives across the announce table at Lavin!!! ****
Tristan: What the??? ANNOUNCER FIGHT!!! ANNOUNCER FIGHT!!! Brian Papa and Will Lavin are going at it right in front of me!!! But there is a fight in the ring too!!! Nightcrawler is battling with Justin Storm... but behind him... he doesn't see... Bad Boy Bill is on the top rope!!!! Nightcrawler takes Storm down with a belly-to-back suplex... Bill waiting up top... OH!!! TREVOR LONGLY PULLS DOWN THE ROPES!!! BBB falls... into a sitting positon... crotching himself on the top turnbuckle!!! Nightcrawler grabs him by the neck... and... WOW!!! He pulls him down to the mat with a diamond cutter!!! On the outside though... Brian Papa is punching out Will Lavin!!! I can't believe this!!!
Papa (sitting back at the announce table): Yeah... and you just TRY and sit at my announce table again BITCH!!!
Tristan: Papa... that was great!
Papa: Right... right... thanks... but in the ring... all four men are going at it... it's bedlam!!! Longly has been tossed out by BBB... and the Impact Players send Nightcrawler into the ropes... HE DUCKS A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! On the rebound and... WHAM!!! HE KNOCKS THEM BOTH DOWN with a clothesline of his own!!! And he's got Storm in position.. WAIT A SECOND... Danielle Angel is in the ring!!! The referee is trying to get outta there... Nightcrawler has Storm... powerbomb... up in the air and... BAM!!! DROPS HIM WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!! LIGHTS OUT!!!
Tristan: The ref doesn't see the cover!!!
Papa: DAMMIT!!! And... oh no... Bill pulls Nightcrawler up... WAIT... in the ring with Justin Storm's Kendo stick... IT'S LONGLY!!! He takes a swing at Bill... NO!!! BILL DUCKS!!! LONGLY NAILS NIGHTCRAWLER!!! And...BAM!!! Bill clotheslines Longly out of the ring!!! He drags Storm on top of Nightcrawler for the pin...
1... 2... 3!!!
Papa: DAMMIT!! We have new champions!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Richmond: Your winners... and NEW GTW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... THE IMPACT PLAYERS!!!
Papa: Well, the Impact Players have finally gotten the tag team titles that they have coveted for so long a time... but they are getting out of here quickly... Bill slings Danielle Angel over his shoulder... Storm dragging Will Lavin behind... that little bitch...
Tristan: I tell you Papa... seeing you kick the crap out of Lavin like that... I've got NEW respect for you!
Papa: Well, thanks Tristan... I think... the story here though... we have new tag team champions... as Trevor Longly is in the ring with Nightcrawler... you know, I'm surprised, how well Longly has taken to Nightcrawler as a partner in this match... perhaps we'll see them team up again? He's checking to see if his partner is OK.. tending to him..
Tristan: Well isn't that sweet.
Papa: Nightcrawler is up and OK folks... that errant shot with the Kendo stick and... WHAT THE??? BAM!!! LONGLY KICKS NIGHTCRAWLER IN THE GUT!!! LOOK OUT... PEDIGREE!!!!
Tristan: HA!!!
*** Some fans boo, some cheer, as Longly yells at his fallen partner! ***
Papa: What the... I guess Longly wasn't happy with Nightcrawler as a choice after all!!! And trust me folks... when Nightcrawler comes too.. he ISN'T going to be happy either!