Notable Quotes
Hallo, it's me June. So you wonder what Fiona and I do when we're not at school, eating junk food, reading or writing fanfic, going to BSB humor sites, otherwise mucking around, and talking on the phone? We say funny stuff! Here, ladies and gents, for your sole amusement, is a list of the funniest damn things we've ever said. Oh, and yes. You might recognize some of these quotes from stories. That's because we're so damn proud of the funny things we say, we use them in the stuff we write. Ent we vain.

"I don't WANT the Howie pancake!" -June

"I'm a bent spoon." -June

"Don't think. That's when we have problems." -Fiona

"Ooh, look, it's Kevin and his pet cheerleader." -June

"Uh oh. Someone's walking purposefully in our direction." -Fiona

"Satan is not a goddess." -Fiona

"Celebriducks suck." -June

"Damn clarinet players! They're everywhere." -Fiona

"Jason Wade lives under my bed." -First said by Fiona, often repeated by both of us.

"Feet are like knees." -Fiona

"RESERVATION!!!!" -June and Fiona. Sorry I put an "inside joke" up here. It was just too funny. :) hehe.

"Pretty pen! Pretty pen dysfunctional!" -June

"Backstreet Bush... LEROY'S POPULAR!" -June and Fiona

"Please pass the damn ham." -Scout. We do love To Kill a Mockingbird, even though it was damn summer reading. Hehe. Please pass the damn ham!

"The head matters." -Fiona

"AOL is a dictator." -June

"My feet are buzzing." -June

"Tom is angsty, perturbed, and a cat." -Fiona

"Oh, that's good. She evaporated. Like the Men Strike Back tape." -June and Fiona

"Mulder, what if we're being digested? Right now?" -Scully

"We could be the Asbestos Breathers!" -June

"I drink ammonia for breakfast" -A druggie freak who has an IQ of -7.43, probably due to all that crack, poor guy.

"SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!" Chester Bennington (Linkin Park)

"Bits of Tom were on the knife." "The car jumped the curb and hit the pedestrian." -Both grammar sentences from our English teacher.

"Have an algebraic afternoon!" -Our dreaded algebra two teacher, who will haunt us forever. We hate her.

"I have a knife." -Fiona

"It's not MY knife." -June

"Hey... There's the fire exit." Reply: "Yeah. If there's a fire, we can get out." Reply: "No, if there's a fire we can block the door." A conversation between June and Fiona.

"You shouldn't hate them just because they're pretty." -June's mother. Sayeth June: "I wasn't hating them because they were pretty. I was just hating them, that's all."

"I don't discriminate. I hate EVERYBODY." -a shirt

"Who are the guys in the red coats?" -COURTNEY the HELL-SPAWNED BITCH, while watching 'The Patriot,' a movie about the Revolutionary War. (If you don't get it, please go away.)

"Whenever he tries to smile, he just looks like a retard." -Fiona said this, isn't she NICE?

"We don't have any good fanfic food." -Fiona again.. we're on a roll here..

"Don't bleed on the grasshoppers." -June, about.. something.. You don't want to know.

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