Offspring, Why Don't You Get A Job

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My friend's got a girlfriend

Man he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says "man I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way

 

She sits on her ass

He works his hands to the bone

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend You gotta say

 

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

Why don't you get a job

Say no way, say no way, no way

 

Why don't you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

To keep her bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well it isn't enough

Cause that girl's got expensive taste

 

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way

Why don't you get a job

Say no way, say no way, no way

Why don't you get a job

 

Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all

But hey man free rides just don't come along every day

 

Let me tell you about my other friend now

 

My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well my friend

You gotta say