Picture 1: YAY! I'm in between beer and viagra!! Sounds like my saturday night... mmmmmmmmm viagra!!!
Picture 2: Number 34 races towards first place past all virtual opponents!! Ya know I just can't make nascar seem enjoyable even when it's a car representing this awsome site... I just can't.
Picture 3: HA! I made someone else crash!!! GOOD! I hope the car starts on fire! That will teach him to race a nascar like a true to life red neck!! And the car I'm passing has POO on it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Picture 4: Here I am after my big win accepting my prize!! YAY! I hate nascar but I love prizes!!





I'm sorry if you were expecting more but I really can't make nascar any funn... I just wanted to show off these awsome pics. Don't hate me
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