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No surprise to us...Roy, Jim's dog, puked and then ate it once again on Friday. This also came as no surprise to roy's vommit who stated, "Yeah I've been digested and re-digested so many times I cant remember what its like to be solid, I wish he (would) just let me digest fully so I could finally get some fresh air for more than, like, 20 seconds." Although we did not want to break it to Roy's Vommit, who consists of a mixture of broken down dog food, grass, wood, and kleenex, he has very little chance of getting much time on the outside. Even after he is fully digested, Roy has been known to dine on his own fecal matter.