13 Ghosts

Oh, I know the official spelling of the title is "Thir13en Ghosts," but then it would be pronounced like 'Thirthirteenen Ghosts' and it just really annoys me. But that's the only thing I disliked about the movie. The ghosts were great looking and they creep me out everytime I think of them. There was also a good amount of gore, and every kill was brutal. See this movie. 4.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Arthur: Widowed husband and overstressed father that inherits a mansion... and a dozen pissed off spirits.
• Dennis: Psychic who helps capture the ghosts. Has a change of hearts and dies like a hero. Spine snapped.
• Cyrus: The collector of the ghosts and uncle of Arthur. Gets sliced and diced by the angry spirits.
• Kathy: Hot daughter of Arthur. Gets abducted halfway through.
• Maggie: Hired help of the family. Suppose to be the babysitter but does a crappy job of it.
• Kalina: Ghost expert who ends up being Cyrus's lover. Squished between two walls.
• Bobby: The standard annoying little child in peril. has an unhealthy fascination with death.
• Benjamin: Cyrus's slimey lawyer who has a wicked smirk. Sliced in half by a door.
• Jean: Dead wife of Arthur's. See's one of the captured ghosts and is extra crispy.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Wepons Used: Cars, doors, ghost repeling flares, a bat, a book, glass walls, chains, a hammer and a cane.
• Breast Shots: 1 Undead breasts.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Things I learned about Ghosts:

• Never ever taunt them.
• They are hygenic.
• They don't like road flares.
• When they swing a wooden bat against glass, it makes sparks.
• They can be used as batteries.