Adam & Evil (2004)
A group of college kids go out camping for the weekend, but a few of them have a past that soon catches up with them and begins killing the horney kids off. This by far wasn't the worse slasher I've ever seen, but it doesn't rank in the top ten either. I liked the cover art on the front and the fact the killer used a crossbow, but it was really stupid to keep the killer a 'secret' when her name is in the title! If you're really into slashers might as well check it out. If not, then don't waste your time. 3 out of 5.
Characters:
- Adam: Takes his friends on a camping trip a year after he and his buds accident;y burn a family alive with fireworks. He feels kinda bad about that.
- Evete: Adam's girlfriend... and welll... yeah.
- Evelyn: Normally I don't do this but seeing how her name is in the title, I don't think it'll hurt. She's the killer! DUN DUN DUN! Foster child of the family killed.
- Matt: Adam's best friend sho participated in the accidental fire that killed the family. Shot.
- Yvonne: Attitude girl who likes to be ALONE! That's a point she stresses several times. She gets shot with a crossbow.
- Seth: Horny virgin with a bottle full of viagra. Nothing positive can come of this! Throat slit with hedge trimmers.
- Earl: Redneck sheriff of the area. Like that country song goes 'Earl had to die.' Gets shot.
- Maureen: Earl's slut wife who tries to seduce the teens. Bashed over the head with a bottle of of scotch.
- Clint: Older caretaker of the establishment who lives in the middle of the woods. Gets chopped in the stomach with an axe.
- Rob: Friend who plays the guitar and is a real ladies man. Shot with a crossbow.
- Rachael: Rob's woman. Also shot with a crossbow.
- Shane: Jealous ex-boyfriend of Yvonne's who decides to crash the camping trip and is the false prime suspect of the murders. Actually ends up saveing the day.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 10, plus 3 in a flashback.
- Weapons Used: Hedgetrimmers, an axe, a crossbow, arrows, a bottle of scotch, guns and a van.
- Breast Shots: 1
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- Who hoo! Viagra! It's a party now!
- 'Minivan' is code for 'small penis.'
- When camping, days last for about two hours.
