Alien Dead

Your typical low budget zombie flick, complete with bad make-up and even worse acting. The characters in this movie were really annoying, I think mostly because of the terrible accents. Another bad thing about this movie was the abrupt and pointless ending where there was no conclusion or finish to the story. Don't get me wrong, I've seen worse zombie movies, but not many. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Tom: Local jounalist guy. I never see him take notes or quotes or anything like that.
• Shawn Michaels: Hick woman who got really annoying really quick.
• Billy: Game warden who came up with the dumbest anti-zombie plan ever and is chomped for it.
• Pappy: Shawn's old hick father who carries a shotgun around everywhere. Strangled.
• Sheriff Kowalski: Idiot sheriff who actually lives.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 20
• Weapons Used: A frying pan, a pitchfork, a comb, guns, and an oar.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 5
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Women are totally helpless against zombies.
• Zombies can scuba dive.
• Please let this be one of those movies where everyone dies. DAMN!
• Zombies can stand on water.
• Swamp water is crystal blue.
• Combs are the best weapon against zombies.