American Psycho 2

A college student majoring in crimal psycology is out to get a teaching assistant job to help further herself in the feild. Before she can win the spot, she has to take out a few other candidates or anyone else who gets in her way. This is a totally different movie than the original. It has more of a slasher tone to it rather than a smart documentary into a serial killer's lifestyle. Many people trashed this movie based upon that, but I thought it was rather entertaining, but on a different level. Bottom line is it's a good flick but don't expect it to be anything like the original. 3.5 out of 5

Characters:

• Rachael: Hot college student who is out for the Teacher's Assistant postition. She has to 'eliminate' some competion first.
• Professor 'Bobby': William Shatner! Rachael's teacher and the one who is picking his new TA. Falls out of an open window while in a state of confusion. Kind of like his career.
• Eric: Rachael's new shrink who is suspicous of her actions and crosses a line or two. Manages to live though.
• Brian: Rich kid who tried tp buy Rachael off to drop out of the TA race. Get strangled with (of all things) a condom.
• Cassandra: Rachael's friend who is sleeping with Professor Bobby. Gets hung by Rachael.
• Keith: Black dude who argues with Rachael a lot and who is also a prime candidate for the position. Stabbed with an ice pick.
• Elizabeth: The Professor's current Teacher's Assistant who gets killed off screen.
• Gerty: Admission's lady for teh school who pisses a lot of students off and has a cat named Ricky martin. Beaten to death with her own award.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: An ice pick, an award, a microwave, a condom, a cord, and a mop.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters were mysteriously unable to run from a certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 1
• Explotions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• People who neam their cats Ricky Martin deserves to die.
• Cat in the microwave.... nice.
• A condom used to strangle a horny teen. There has to be a safe sex joke in here someplace, right?