American Vampire

This movie caught me by surprise. I thought it was going to be a serious legit film, but it was kinda a light-hearted vampire movie, well, with the exception of the dog in the microwave part. It was alright I guess, but it could have been better. The story was a guy had his parents house all to himself for the summer. he makes some new friends that move in, and take over. He finds out they're vampires, and the story goes from there. Not a bad movie, but nothing special. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Frankie: Parents are out of town. Kind of a push-over.
• Bogie: Frankie's friend.
• Moondoggie: Vampire that crashes at Frankie's house with his girls.
• Sulka: Carmen Electra! Vampire chick.
• Katrina: Vampire chick.
• The Big Kahuna: Adam West! Expert in vampires... I guess. Creepy old surfer guy.
• Bruno: Henchman of sorts.
• Dee Dee: Frankie's girlfriend. Gets turned into a vampire.
• Disco Rick: Please die.... Thank you!
• Nacho: The gardener. The dog is listed above him in the credits if that tells you anything. Lunch.
• Pets R us guy: Chow.
• Helsingmeister's Aide Enough said.

The Totals

• Body Count: 2
• Weapons used: It's a vampire movie, take a guess. Teeth.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• This movie is starting like a porno.
• He should have known something was wrong with these people when they hissed at his dog.
• Vampire Cat Fight!
• Lucky guy...