April Fools Day

Alright, before I lay into this film, I'm going to warn you. I'm about to give away some major spoilers, and if you don't want to hear them, then I would suggest not reading the rest of this review. With that said, let's begin. This movie was pretty terrible. I don't know whice reason I should state first. How about that the were absolutely NO DEATHS in the whole friggin movie! The characters were one-dimentional, and there was no plot! Basically, this hostess 'kills' off her guests one by one. But no one actually dies. it's all a stupid prank. By the title, you can tell that there's going to be some pfanks involved, and it's pretty easy to tell that no one was really going to die. It's really obvious because the never showed anyone dying at all, and the twist was very predictable. And at least most horror movies that are really terrible have some form of nudity in it to relieve the pain, but this one doesn't have that either. All in all, I give this movie a 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• Muffy: Party hostess. Seems a little off.
• Claire: Old lady that watches the house.
• Kate: Blonde. Thats about all I can say.
• Rob: Doctor wanna-be.
• Glena: Bookworm
• Nikki: The 'slut' of the film.
• Chaz: Nice hair, bud. Smart ass.
• Arch: Pretty much a moron.
• Hal: Southern boy.
• Buck: Ferrie oporator:
• Cal Ferrie captain.
• Sam: Cop
• Skip: Prankster.

The Totals

• Body Count: 0. No type-o, it's really 0.
• Weapons used: All props.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Barbies and sporks? What kind of party is this?
• Don't climb down that well.... don't climb down that well.... idiot.
• Wow. A demonic Jack-in-the-box!
• What?
• I feel violated.