Arachnid

Imagine Arachnophobia meets Jurassic Park, only bad. The plot is basic, the acting was average, but the gore was pretty cool. However the special effects were kind of weak. The spiders looked like puppets. The story is a bunch of scientisrs, soilders and natives travel to a remote island to investigte a deadly spider bite. All in all, I give it a 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Valentine: Leads the expedition to the island in search of the spiders.
• Mercer: The pilot. She's also on the lookout for her brother who disappered on the island.
• Dr. Samuel Leon: Pompous doctor out for answers. Chomped.
• Susana: Leon's assistant. Chomped.
• Henry Capri: Scientist who's curiosity of the spiders gets the better of him. Dead.
• Bear: Soilder. He's a terrible singer. Dead.
• Toe Boy: The only native who survived.
• Reyes: Soilder. Vomits ticks, and a tick explodes from his eye.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Guns, pointy rocks and darts.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• The natives are the only intelligent people on this island. It's too bad for them that they were created for fodder.
• I have a hard time believing those bullets just bounced off of the spider.
• These people are idiots.
• Why are you going back into the cave??