Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
A funny funny movie! The humor is along the lines of Monty Python, but funnier. Don't get me wrong, it's a bad movie, but it's a GOOD bad movie. Theres really no plot, and the effects are pretty terrible but its highly entertaining nevertheless. I give it a 4 out of 5.
Characters
- Mason: In charge of the squad to deal with the tomatoes. Nice sideburns.
- Lt. Finletter: Crazy guy that wears a parachute everywhere
- Lois: Kind of goofy looking.
- Mr. Richardson: Press Secretary.
- Sam: Disguise expert. Eaten.
- Gretta: An expert swimmer. Put into the squad. For what reason, I don't know. Ran over by a giant tomatoe.
- Greg: A scuba-diving expert.
- Mr. Swan: Crazy old man. Has his own solo during the movie. Basically in charge of spinning the whole tomatoe problem.
The Totals
- Body Count: 22ish. Plus scores off camera.
- Weapons Used: guns, and bad music.
- Random Breast Shot: 0
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: Dozens
Random Thoughts
- This theme music is a riot!
- I wonder whos job it was to throw all of those tomatoes.
- I like how they wrote "Unmarked Car" on the door.
- Were we not suppose to see that skateboard under that tomatoe?
- Is that suppose to be the Oval Office?
- The slowest car chase in history!