Bad Taste

Where else are you gonna see an exploding sheep? Or see some poor sap hold his brains in with a top hat? Or see a car being driven by cardboard cutouts of The Beatles? This movie was enjoyable on many different levels. It was funny, gorey, and just plain cheesy as hell! The story was simple, but it served it's purpose. I liked how they killed the same extras over and over again. Aliens are terrible shots. To truely enjoy this flick, you might need a twisted sense of humor, like mine. 5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Derek: Looney guy who is part of an alien surveillance team. Gets his brains squished out, and goes a little nuts. Of course he was never really all there to begin with...
• Ozzy, Barry, & Frank: Also part of the team. They kick some fast-food alien ass!
• Giles: A collector, whatever that means. Gets caught by the aliens and is almost turned into a snack.
• Alien Leader: Runs an intergalactic fast food resturant. Sawed apart.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 59
• Weapons Used: Guns, hammers, a sledge hammer, knives, a chainsaw, a pine cone, a machete, and a rocket launcher.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3
• Cars unable to start: 2

Things I Learned About Aliens:

• They like to wear denim and blue.
• They like to play patty-cake.
• Alien chefs wander around aimlessly.
• They are very bad shots.
• Their houses double as space ships.