Bloodstone: Subspecies II

The overdramatic drooling vampire Radu returns in search of the Bloodstone. Appearently this Bloodstone thing gives vampires infinate power or something. As if one day we're going to turn on CNN and see that a vampire has taken over the world. I hate when bad movie leave me hanging, because I know I'll have to rent the sequel. Why you ask? I'm not sure. I need help. N-e-way, this movie blew chunks. Strike two in this series. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Radu: Overdramatic vampire from the first flick who drools a lot. Stabbed with a dagger.
• Michelle: Semi-vampire chic who is persuded by Radu.
• Rebecca: Michelle's sister who tries to help her.
• Mel: American Embassy officer who kinda falls for Rebecca. Doesn't believe in vampires though.
• Popescu: Absent minded old professor who is an expert in vampire history and other really useful stuff. Stabbed by Mummy.
• Mummy: Radu's mother I think. Freak who is rotting alive. Set on fire, but lives.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A stick, sunlight, a sword, a dagger, and a tourch.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• When women turn into vampires, their hair grows really long.
• Skeletons are really easy to beat up.
• "Yo Mamma" jokes are just too easy here.
• Doesn't a glass coffin for vampires kinda defeat the purpose?