Bloodsucking Freaks

If you think this movie has anything to do with vampires, you are going to be very disappointed. No, this piece-o-crap is a movie about a sadist who spend the entire movie tourchering and disfiguring naked women. Don't get me wrong, I love naked women, but this film was just sick. I'm sure there are people out there who get off on crap like this, but it churns my stomache. I'm not sure how this soft-core porno made it into the horror section. Stay far, far away from this crap. 1/2 out of 5.

Characters

• Master Sardu: Slave trading sadist. Really needs a social life. Beheaded.
• Ralphus: Evil dancing midget! Also decapitated.
• Natasha: Dancer kidnapped and brainwashed by Sardu.
• Tom: Natasha's man. Searches for her for months, and is killed by her for his trouble.
• Creasy: Film critic with morals. Tourchered and teeth kicked in.
• Sgt Tucci: Dirty cop who gets eaten by a mob of naked women.

The Totals

• Body Count : 12
• Weapons Used: Tourcher devices, a whip, a saw, electricity, a stick, darts, a drill, a cleaver, a gun, and a chainsaw.
• Random Breast Shot: 16, but most are not pleasent.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• What...the...hell...
• Naked women make good tables.
• 911 has office hours.
• What the hell is wrong with the people who made this movie?!?!?