Bones

Sigh. I should have known better, but I'm always afraid that if I don't give every movie a chance, I'll miss a gem. That wasn't the case here. I shold have known better when I saw Snoop Dog in a pin suit. I'll start with the good points of the movie. I thought the lighting was very good and helped set the mood well. I really dug the creepy building the story took place in too. My favorite scene was when it began to rain maggots inside. It was a cool effect. The story line was Jimmy Bones was killed by some of his associates early on in a Julius Cesar-like fasion, but he is resurrected decades later to have vengence. The gore was lite, and in a few scenes the blood looked PINK in some scenes. The story was slow and the payoff wasn't very fun. The scenes where Bones killed people were kinda dull, and lackluster. I really didn't feel for any of the character, and their deaths didn't scare me at all. All in all, a boring film worth of a generous 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Jimmy Bones: A nice drug dealer (I guess) that is killed years ago. His spirit comes back to extract vengence and to throw out stupid phrases.
• Pearl: Pam Grier! Bones love interst before he gets killed.
• Patrick: Nice kid that buys the building where Bone's spirit lies. Doesn't get very broken up when half of his family is slaughtered.
• Cynthia: Pearls daughter. An aspiring artist. Also the daughter of Bones.
• Bill: Patrick;s brother. Killed.
• Maurice: Friend of the family and generally an idiot. Eaten by Bone's dog.
• Tia: Patricks sister. Lives.
• Lupovich: Dirty cop who is the reason Bones was killed. Head severed and feed to demons.
• Jaybird: Patrick's father, who was also caught up in Bone's death. Feed to demons.
• Eddie Mack: Yet another conspirator who helped kill Bones. Decapitated.
• Shotgun: Bone's bodygaurd in the beginning. Great job buddy. Killed by Bones.
• Snowflake: Eddie Mack's ho. Killed.

The Totals

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: Guns, a switchblade, maggots, a mirror, and fire.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 2
• Times characters trided to shoot a ghost: 3

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Furnaces wake ghosts.
• Demonic dogs like burgers.
• Maggots don't make good toppings for pizza.
• You can out run a knife thats being thrown at you.
• Ghosts are very protective about their jewelery.