Boneyard

The cops are investigating the deaths of three children, and on a visit to the morgue, the bodies come to life and munch on anyone who is around. They eventually turn a poodle (yes the most feared creature in the animal kingdom) into a giant demon monster. As you can guess, this is a pretty chessey movie. In fact I'm not the one who picked it, that would be my girlfriend. But it wasn't all that bad and was good for a few laughs. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jersey: Older cop looking for a missing child. Ends up finding a demonic poodle.
• Alley: Overweight psychic who is helping the cops.
• Gordon: Jersey's younger partner.
• Dana: Corpse who turns out to actually be living. Yeah, I'm still not sure what that was all about.
• Miss Poopinplatz: Mean old lady who runs the morgue and has an even meaner poodle. Turned into a demon thing and killed.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 10
• Weapons Used: A pillow, acids, guns, a fire extinguisher, and a pipebomb.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Demon Poodles: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Psychics like to hide under piles of clothes.
• Morgues decorate for Thanksgiving.
• Dead bodies are stored on shelves.
• I wonder if life insurance covers being killed by giant killer poodles.
• Demon poodles are stupid enough to play fetch with pipebombs.