Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A clever movie about a high school cheerleader who discovers her destimy is to fight undead bloodsuckers. A pretty funny movie that mixes vampire and airhead cheerleader steriotypes in the same movie. Oh yeah, plus it has the guy who played Pee Wee Herman as a vampire! Funny shit! 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Buffy: Valley girl cheerleader who discover's that her destiny is to slay vampires.
• Merrick: Old dude who finds Buffy and teaches her how to slay vampires. Stabbed by Lothos.
• Lothos: Head vampire guy. Likes to play the violin and to suck blood from slayers. Steaked.
• Amilyn: Sarcastic vampire servant of Lothos. Steaked.
• Pike: Scuzzy guy that falls for Buffy and helps her fight the vampires.
• Benny: Pike's best friend who gets vampirized, and electrocuted.
• Jennifer, Kimberly, & Nicole: Buffy's air-head friends.
• Cassandra: Another friend of Buffy's. The only one who isn't a total idiot. Ironically chomped.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14, plus a massacre.
• Weapons Used: A streak, a guitar, a trumpet, holy water, electricity, hair spray, a sword, a flag, and a chair.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• Cars unable to start: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Vampires are gifted at basketball.
• Why walk when you can do flips?
• Attempted murder is punished with detention.
• A photo both is a waste of money when you're a vampire.