Campfire Tales
This is one of those movies where a group of teens sit around and have a contest to see who has the scariest tale. They all lose. To be fair, this movie wasn't all that bad. It had decent stories, but next to no gore and average acting. However, I did predict the 'big twist' in like the first 30 seconds of the film, which is really sad. Maybe I've seen too many of these movies, or maybe it's because it's as creative as an episode of Barney. 2.5 out of 5.
Characters:
- Cliff, Lauren, Eric, & Alex: Four teens who get stranded early on due to a car accident. They site around a campfire and tell tales as they wait for help.
- "The Honeymoon"
- Rick & Valerie: A couple traveling in an RV on their honeymoon. They are stranded and are suddenly hunted by unseen creatures. He is sliced up and she is probly traumatized for life.
- Cole: Freaky guy who is hunting the monsters and warns the newlyweds. He is killed rather easily.
- "People Can Lick Too"
- Amanda: Little girl who talks to a friend on the Internet. Little does she know she's talking to a child predator who likes to lick litle girls hands.
- "The Locket"
- Scott: A biker who is traveling cross country who gets stranded (see a theme here?) at a country house with a bueatiful woman who is deaf. He's really bad at sharades.
- Heather: The farmers daughter (no this isn't a joke) who is deaf. She's also a ghost to some degree.
The Totals:
- Body Count: 8
- Weapons used: A cutting board, mase, a knife, and a pole.
- Breast Shots: 2
- Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
- Ominous thunderstorms: 0
- Explosions: 0
Random Thoughts and Things Learned
- When traveling in an RV, it's good to have a secret knock to protect against monsters.
- Beware of skylights.
- Necklaces can keep heads on.