Carnosaur

I wonder if the people who created this film thought that they were making a really great film? I wonder if they thought it would be held in the same light of Halloween or Jurassic Park? Or were they just out to get a quick dollar? I only paid 50 cents to rent it, so I'm already ahead of the game. This movie reaminds me a lot of the 2001 release, Raptor, which is in my opinion the better film. The lead scientist was really pissing me off. She went on and on about how bad mankind was. Blagh, blagh, blagh. The story was dinosaurs were speading thogh a virus that made women pregnet and they give birth to them. At any rate, they all die... thankfully. And I have to give this movie at least one point for killing off main characters. 2 out of 5.

Characters

• Doc: Alcoholic night watchman. Sarcastic guy. Shot to death.
• Thrush: Hippie tree-hugger. Killed by military.
• Dr. Tiptree: Creator of the Carnosaurs. I bet she was picked on a lot in high school. Gives birth to a dino and dies.
• Sheriff Fowler: Wears a cowboy hat. Sliced open
• Fallon: Head of the secret projects didvison.
• Jesse: Runs the poultry company. Dino fodder.
• Susan: Secretary at the lab. Gives birth to a cranosaur and dies.

The Totals

• Body Count: 18
• Weapns Used: Guns, a virus, and a Bobcat.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• Did he just go out of his way to sneeze on that guy?
• What makes a chicken look 'nervous?'
• Those little green words that keep popping up are getting annoying.
• "Stay in the car," really means "come with me."
• Favorite Quote: "Greetings green brother." Hippie Guy. (Followed by his getting chomped.)
• I've driven a Bobcat before, and I would NOT try to attack a T-Rex in one!
• Bobcats make a poor choice for a getaway vehicle.