Carnosaur 2

What a great movie! Cough cough! A bunch of dinosaurs run amuck in a base/factory of some sort and munch of the workers there. A team of 'ellite' soilders are sent in to find out what happened. Bad effects. Bad acting. No plot. Only one real sceen with gore in it, and the rest of the kills are boreing as hell. Skip this one. 1 out of 5.

Characters:

• Jack: The action hero type.
• Tom: The guy who knows valuable information about the mission but doesn't tell anyone until it's too late. He looks more like a fisherman than a Major. Dies in an explosion.
• Ed: Black soilder computer guy who tries to start a fist fight with a dinosaur. Chomped.
• Monk: The soilder with atttitude and a boombox. Dies in an explosion.
• Jesse: Kid who witnesses the dino attack. Also a computer hacker of sorts.
• Sarah: Soilder chic who gets eaten in the elevator.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9, plus a dino buffet.
• Weapons Used: A pipe, explosives, a flaregun, and a forklift.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 10

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Ellite forces have really slow reflexes.
• Dinosaurs are good hiders.
• Flare guns are standard weapons.
• It's a good thing that there was that random padding lying there.