The Carpenter

I passed a great many summers working as a carpenter, so it was very amusing to see this guy destroy people with a wide ranger of tools. Some of the deaths were pretty ridiculous, but what can you expect. The acting was average, except for the Carpenter himself. He had a good look for the role, and seemed pretty obcessed with his work. The over-all story was kinda slow, and I spent a while trying to figure out if the woman was the killer or if there really was a killer construction worker. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Alice: Woman who has a breakdown and starts to see a carpenter killing people.
• Carpenter: Insane guy who work's on the house late at night, and even kills people for free. Seems kinda obcessive-compulsive.
• Martin: Alice's unfaithful husband. Killed by the carpenter.
• Rachel: Alice's bitter sister.
• Laura: Martin's mistress who gets nailed.... with a nailgun.
• Farnsworth: Foreman of the construction on the house. Seems like a push-over.
• Mr. Mort: Alice's boss at the local paint store. Looks like a nervous wessel.
• Sheriff JJ: Gues what his job is. He doesn't really serve much of a role in the movie.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 6
• Weapons Used: A nailgun, a power saw, a sander, a staplegun, screwdrivers, a drill, a hammer, and a blow torch.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Carpenters double as exterminators.
• You can saw off a man's arms and he won't cry out in pain.
• You have to have a lot of education to sell paint.
• What? Cops like doughnuts?!