Cemetery Man

Kind of a bizaar movie, but still a good one. It was brimming with symbolism and poetry. I think the message they try to get across is that love dies, or love will continue. It kind of has contradicting ideas. It is a zombie movie, but far from typical. It was much more artistic than the one's that we're all acustomed to. 4 out of 5.

Characters

• Francesco: Kind of a love-sick recluse.
• Gnaghi: Francesco's sidekickof sorts. Has a passion for dead leaves and severed heads. Deceptively smart. Answers "Nagh" to everything. Developes a crush on Valentina.
• She: A recent widow, who Francesco falls for. Freaky girl! Chomped.
• Valentina: Daughter of the Mayor. Killed in an auto accident.
• Inspector Straniero: He's either really dumb or is in denial about Francesco being a suspect.
• Franco: Francesco's friend. Goes on a killing spree of his oun.
• Claudio: Biker guy. Killed in a car accident.
• The Mayor: Chomped on by a flying severed head.
• The Grim Reaper: Stalks Francesco off and on.
• The Returners: The Zombies that return 7 days after they die.
• Miss Chiaromondo: Old lady that visits the cemetery a lot. Dies of old age.
• Biker girl: Claudio's gal. He chomps on her.

The Totals

• Body Count: 21 (plus a bus load of scouts and nuns)
• Weapons Used: A gun, a spade, a metal pot, a flying severed head, and a space heater.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts

• That skeleton is feeling her up!
• Never have sex on your dead husband's grave.
• Zombies can talk and eat at the same time!
• Favorite Quote: "No, please don't! He's only eating me!" -Biker Chick
• Severed heads still posses the ability to walk.
• The Hickie from hell!!!
• Flying severed head!
• She has a phobia of his... "manhood." Now theres a terrible date.
• Italian's fall in love very quick.
• Italy is the end of the world.