Cheerleader Camp

Ah, clichés. This movie has its share plus some. It actually wasn't that bad of a movie. It started off good, but got a little stale somewhere along the way. There was some good character development and the story was alright, but a little too standard for my taste. I won't reveal who the killer is, but I had guesse in in the first half hour. Maybe it's because I've seen hundreds of horror movies, but little surprises me anymore. Bottom line is a decent movie, but don't expect anything great. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Alison: Delusional girl with some serious trust issues.
• Brent: Alison's unfaithful guy. She eventually shoots him.
• Cory: The mascot... that is at the... cheerleading camp... I guess. Whats up with that?
• Bonnie: Air-head if I ever saw one. Killed by mwthods unknown.
• Timmy: Fat guy cheerleader. He's actually kind of funny, but we see more of his pasty ass than any of the girls. He has bigger breasts too. Killed.
• Pamela: Slutty girl who chooses to invoke her morals too late, and gets stabbed in the head by hedge trimmers.
• Theresa: Pam's best friend. Searches for her in the woods by herself late at night. Never fully acquired the art of running AROUND the tree that seperated her from a charging van.
• Pop: Handyman for the camp. Semi-creepy. Shot.
• Miss Dee Dee Tipton: The lady in charge of the camp. Meat cleaver to the back.
• Sheriff Poucher: Suffers from PME. Bear trap to the face.
• Suzy: 'Commits suicide' early on.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A hedge trimmer, pom-poms, a meat cleaver, an axe, a bear trap, and a gun.
• Random Breast Shot: 3
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1 She just couldn't figure out how to bypass that tree!
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Why is a mascot at Cheerleader Camp?
• Oh Lord, they're rapping.
• I can understand role playing, but this is just hilarious!
• Are they really actually going to make us watch them practice cheers?