Cheerleader Massacre

A group of cheerleaders gets stranded in the snow covered forest while multiple murderers are running around. Does this stop them from haveing sex and taking long hot showers?! Hell no! And thank God for that. This is actually considered to be an unofficial sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre flicks. It follows pretty much the same guidelines, so if you dug those, you'll like this. Stupid girls arunning around makeing really bad and fatal decisions, while showing an occasional breast or two. I know lots of people are ripping this one up, but if you said you didn't know that this was the kind of movie you were renting, you're lying to yourself. You get what you expect. No great acting. No wonderful and mind blowing plot. Blood and boobs, and I'm the kinda guy that can enjoy that when I'm in the right mood. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Ms. Hendricks: The cheerleader coach who has some really nice... leadership skills.
• Parker: The snobbiest most stuck up cheerleader of the group, For some reason they decide that she should live.
• Angela: The darh haired cheerleader who ends up being a killer lesbian. Blown up.
• Shelley: Quite little cheerleader who looks like she might be like 14. I thought she was the lead, but surprise surprise, she gets electrocuted!
• Tammy Rae: The tall hot cheerleader who supplies us with the most nudity. Pulled off screen and presumed stabbed.
• Dina: Disspaers from the group before the movie even really starts, when she makes that oh-so perilous trip back to her locker. Dies very bloodily, though method unknown.
• Buzzy: The middle aged equipment guy who drives the van of cheerleaders. Gets a hatchet to the head while being a peeping tom. Not that I blame him.
• Sherrif Murdock: The guy chasing after the killer. Not much else.
• Ryan: Stoner freind who rides along to help with the equipment. Makes a run for it but gets strangled with a scarfe.
• Mark: Ryans best friend who also goes along to help. Gets decapitated.
• Jeremiah: Killer from 20 years ago who escapes and goes back after the people who locked him up. We kinda forget about him.
• Monty: The sheriff that locked Jeremiah away years ago. Hobbles after him half the movie.
• Gary & Kelly: Cmapers who get killed in the opening. He gets styabbed many times, and she gets impaled on a staff.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: A knife, a staff, a hatchet, a scarfe, a gun, water, a fire poker, and gas.
• Breast Shots: 4
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Stale doughnuts are an omen.
• Why does a single man have a five bedroom house?
• Decapitated bodies can walk and knock on doors.
• Never trust a girl named Angela in a horror movie.
• Lesbians get really pissed.
• Some people can get stabbed dozens of times without ever once dropping the lantern they're holding!