Children of the Living Dead.

Please note that this movie has NO RELATION to the Return of the Living Dead series. I had a lot of problems with this flick, The acting, doubing, character development, and story were all terrible. I guess the poducers wanted to save time, so they slapped a blue filter on the camera lens and called the shot a night shot. It's painfully obvious that's what they did in some scenes. The plot was terrible too. It was too loose, and was stupid at times. Another problem i had was they killed off the only cool character in the beginning of the film. Tom Savini (played Sex Machine in From Dusk Till Dawn) played a cop who kicked zombie ass. If he had stayed in the film, it might have been salvageable. The only good thing about this movie was the make-up was pretty cool. Thats it. I give it a 1 out of 5.

Characters

• Laurie: Kidnapped by zombies while young (thats right) and now waitresses at a local dinner.
• Matthew: The bosses son. He's a pretty dull character.
• Abbott Hayes: The zombie leader. Has the ability to resurect the dead.
• Deputy Randolph: Cowardly cop with a funky birthmark on his face. Chomped and shot.
• Gregg: Ex-con hired to run the construction site. he's a real asshole..but.. he lives? What the hell?
• Deputy Hughs: Kick-ass guy who gets killed off in th beginning.
• Dusty: Grave robber and runs a motel. Chomped.
• Candy: Laurie's sister. Killed in a car accident and becomes a zombie.
• Joseph Michaels: The boss. Chomped.
• Jesse: Grave robber. Chomped.
• Denise, Steve, and Gary: All killed in a car accident and later become zombiefied.

The Totals

• Body Count: 13
• Weapons Used: Guns, a flame thrower, and dynomite.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• It's easier to shoot zombies if you throw yourself onto a hood of a car in a dramatic fashion.
• Danny's Hotel: Ran and owned by Dusty.
• Smoking during a gas leak would probley be a bad thing, right?
• Zombies dislike the taste of hearing aides.
• When throwing a lite stick of dynomite, throw it AWAY from the car you're sitting in.