Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

As B as movies come. A typical low budget zombie movie, shot with bad lighting, bad film quality, as in most cases, bad acting. A group of thesbians sail to a remote island where the intend on raising the dead. Maybe I wasn't paying enough attention, but I didn't really catch a reason on why they were trying to do this. One-by-one, they get munched on. I give it a 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Alan: Guy in charge. He's on a major power trip. Chomped.
• Val: Older than the rest of the group. She put Alan in his place a few times, and takes over when the zombies rise. Chomped.
• Paul: Athletic thesbian. Chomped.
• Terry: Paul's gal. Chomped.
• Jeff. Kind of overweight. Not ashamed to admit over and over that he peed in his pants.
• Roy and Emerson: Pranksters. Chomped.
• Anya: Freak! Tries to understand zombies feelings. Chomped.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: A hammer, and magic.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1 (thunder at least)
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Weird music...
• Nice pants Alan.
• Are these people in costumes or are these they're regular clothes?
• Some get eaten already!
• If a bloody man ran up to me and sceamed 'They're coming!" I would run.
• Zombies can sail... I guess.