Chopper Chicks In Zombietown

A cult classic about a rough gang of biker chicks who roll into a town just as a horde of zombies attacks the town in an ultimate showdown. This movie is funny as hell, especially the zombie's theme music! Where else are you going to see midget assassins, cycle sluts, zombies, and blind orphans all in one movie?! 4.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Dede: Redhead memebr of the Chopper Chicks and a former housewife.
• Rox: Leader of the Chopper Chicks and self-proclaimed dike.
• TC: Nice girl and former roadie. Now a member of the CC.
• Jewel: Runaway mother and now a memebr of teh CC. Drives her motorcycle through a horde of zombies. Bad idea...
• Jojo: Latino memeber of the CC. AWOL from the army.
• Rusty: Black memeber of the CC who is also good as a mechanic.
• Tanya: The silent type memeber of the CC.
• Lucile: CC memeber who gets broadsided by a hearse early on and zombiefied.
• Willum: Mortician/scientist who kills and zombiefies locals. Gets the shit kicked out of him the entire movie and eventually gets decapitated by a car window.
• Bob: Midget assistant/assassin of Willum's.
• Donny: Billy Bob Thornton! Dede's husband who gets shot and zombiefied.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 12
• Weapons Used: A car, a tire iron, a needle, a gernade, a gun, a whip, a knife, a log, fire, sand, a bat, a blow tourch, a staplegun, a chainsaw, a flaregun, and a car window.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 5

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Blind orphansl the ultimate victims!
• Coffins can be used to drown midgets!
• Funerals can be held in bars.
• Blind orphan with an uzie!
• Gernades are not to be eaten.