Chopping Mall

A pretty cool movie considering it's about a trio of evil R2-D2's killing a bunch of people. The weirdest thing about the movie is the fact that they gave these malls such lethal killing machines. These things had laysers and blow tourches. Not a bad flick, and worth the rental fee. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• Alison: Girl with frizzy hair. She decides the best place to hide is hanging off the edge of a three story ledge.
• Ferdy: Geeky guy that survives by luck alone.
• Rick: The take-charge guy in the movie. Gets electrocuted after driveing a cart into one of the robots at 3 mph.
• Linda: Flannel wearing wife of Rick. Stands still for one of the robots so they can zap her.
• Greg: Goes a little stir-crazy after his gal got toasted. Gets thrown off a third story ledge.
• Suzie: Keeps whineing about her boyfriend. Gets toasted.
• Mike: Security gaurd for the mall. He kinda looks like a horse. Throat slit.
• Leslie: Goes looking for her man and gets her head blown off.

The Totals

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Killer robots, laysers, guns, propane, fire, paint, a fire extinguisher, and a flare.
• Random Breast Shot: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 1
• Explosions: 4

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Some malls need steel doors and killer robots for security.
• Malls carry fully automatic weapons.
• When fighting killer robots, always make sure to have plenty of flares between your breasts.
• Nerds will always survive killer robots.