Christina's House

The coolest thing about this movie was the idea of a killer living in secret rooms in your own house. Plus the killer has dozens of levers he can throw to lock doors and windows, and that open up death traps in the floors. Very cool. Other than that, there wasn't anything spectacular. Average acting, and boring story. There were some sceens where the killer 'snaped' his victim's necks by shaking them that looked really terrible. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Christina: Teenage who moves into a new house with her brother and father.
• Bobby: Christina's little brother. Kind of a slacker.
• James: Their dad. Seems really stressed out a lot.
• Eddy: Christina's boyfriend. Kind of a jerk at times. Gets a hammer to the head.
• Howie: Repairman who works at the house.
• Karen: Christina's best frind. Dies.
• Sheriff Mark Star: Mean spirited guy who helps himself to peoples refrigerators.
• Joanne: Christina's crazy mother.

TheTotals

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: Saw blades, and a hammer.
• Random Breast Shot: 2
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Never trust a handiman.
• Seloing girl scout cookies is a dangerous profession.
• Always check new house for serial killers and secret passage ways.
• Never tell your crazy mother where you moved to.