C.H.U.D. II

This is a great movie, even if you haven't seen the first installment. It's very differnt from the first, and has a more comedic side to it, which suits it better anyway. There was a decent story, average acting, but it's pretty damn funny, and I recommend it on that alone. The story is about a zombie/cannibal that infects a couple dozen townsfolk, and munch on trick-or-treaters. 4 out of 5.

Characters:

• Kevin: Dorky guy with a crush on Katie. Too bad for him Bud the Chud does also...
• Steve: Kevin's best friend who is pretty much a screw-up. Turns into a CHUD at the end.
• Katie: Chic who attracts nerds as well as cannibals.
• Bud the Chud: Munches on townsfolk and forms a small army of CHUDs. Frozen and shattered.
• Masters: Weird army guy after Bud. Turns into a CHUD. I feel like Dr. Seuss.
• Dr. Jewell: Scientist guy who doesn't really help that much. CHUDified.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14, plus dozens more CHUDified off camera.
• Weapons Used: Freeze guns, flame throwers, a pitchfork, a rake, a straw bale, guns, a swimming pool, and electricity.
• Breast Shots: None.
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 2
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3
• Exploding CHUDs: 15

Random Thought and Things Learned

• Dead bodies are not always stored in cool places.
• Strechers are really fast.
• Cannibals have bad teeth.
• Women in leotards are sluts.
• Never trust trick-or-treaters.
• When running for your life, a really high diving board is a bad place to retreat to.
• Oh Lord, Bud the CHUD has theme music...