Class Reunion Massacre

A small group of high school graduates are invited to a private reunion and are one-by-one picked off. Finally a massacre that lives up to it's name. However I was very confused by the begining and end. A little boy walk sout of a lake and goes to church. From there we see the massacre. Then we go back to the boy at the church who then walks back into the lake. Yeah. A pretty neat movie besides that though. 3 out of 5.

Characters

• John: Lawyer who dresses like a pimp in a red suit. Gets shot in the head while fighting over the gun with the killer.
• Cindy: Airhead who has been divorce two times already. Gets drowned in a sink.
• Terry: Dead beat bum of sorts. Gets his crotch set on fire with a blow torch.
• Jane: Marries into money, and likes to shoot animals. Gets hunted and shot herself.
• Roger: Stuck up actor who I think is secretly gay. Gets a dagger to the head.
• Kirsten: Lesbian who appears to be the lead, but dies last when she's killed by a giant puppet... thing.

The Totals

• Body Count: 8
• Weapons Used: A gun, a blow torch, a car door, a dagger, bookshelves, and a sword.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Please tell me this Brady Bunch reject is not the killer...
• Chior boys pull knives on you if you don't laugh at their jokes.
• Yet aother reason to not go to your high school reunion.