Critters 2: the Main Course

Like any sequel, they took it up a notch. That means more bodies, more special effects, and yes more critters. The coolest scene in the movie wa at the end where all of the ravenous furballs joined together to make one huge rolling ball of flesh-eating critters! Other than that, this was a pretty tame movie, much like the rest of the Critter series. It's worth a rental though. 3 out of 5.

Characters:

• Brad: The boy from the first Critters. Everyone thinks he's crazy.
• Megan: Bad parker. Random girl who catches Brad's eye.
• Charlie: Clutz bounty hunter who ends up being the hero at the end.
• Nana: Brad's eccentric vegetrian grandmother.
• Ug: Nice name. Another bounty hunter from space.
• Sal: Annoying town reporter.
• Wesley: The punk teen of the movie... who lives?
• Harv: Retired sheriff from part 1. Comes back and kicks some furry ass!
• Cindy: Stupid little girl who decides to greet the critters on her tricycle.
• Lee: Faceless bounty hunter who morphs into a naked woman. Chomped.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: A hat, a glove, trash cans, guns, greese, and a space ship.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 3
• Cars unable to start: 1

Random Thought and Things Learned

• European eggs are blue.
• A disgruntled Easter Bunny!
• Sheriffs can be found in the yellow pages.
• Someone please give that man some pants!
• Tricycles make poor getaway vehicles.