Cthulhu Mansion

A gang abducts an old magician and his daughter and hold them in thier haunted home overnight. As the night passes, a spirit starts picking them off one at a time. It had decent effects, cheesy characters, and an an overall interesting story and setting. It was chessey to some degree, and there was next to no gore, but still entertaining. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Lisa: Assisstant and daughter to an old magician who gets abducted by a gang on the run.
• Chandu: Old magician who dabbled in dark magic years before. His profession comes in handy when dealing with criminals. Dies in an explosion.
• Hawk: Leader of the gang who is pretty much a royal prick. Gets stabbed by multiple flying knives.
• Eva: Hawk's girlfriend, who is violent towards plants. Eaten by ivy.
• Chris: Eva's little bro and newest member to the gang. Gets wounded early on, and then turns into a big bag of human flesh. Somehow he comes out of this alive.
• Billy: The standard short tempered little man of the gang. Drowns in a shower of blood.
• Candy: Chubby chick who gets an ironic death being eaten by a refrigerator.
• Felix: Old friend of the Cthulhu family, who is mute. Strangled by Billy.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 9
• Weapons Used: Fire, a knife, a gun, a dart, a vase, blood, ivy, and a cross.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where a character was mysteriosly unable to run from certain death: 0
• Thunderstorms: 3
• Explosions: 1
• Self -lighting fireplaces: 3

Random Thoughts anf Things Learned:

• She's going Reservoir Dogs on his ass!
• Ghosts like to type their names over and over.
• Drugs setting itself on fire!