Darkman II: the Return of Durant

A disappointing sequel, but is there any other kind? Durant, the crime lord from the first movie, somehow survives a huge explotion and returns to the crime world. He starts to develope a new weapons and soon crosses Darkman's path, and all hell breaks loose. That is, if hell is really boreing and repetitive. This movie was kinda lackluster and there was nothing real exciting about it. Oh yeah, and I really hate it when they replace the lead actorin a series. Especially if the new actor has an accent and the original didn't. Skip it. 2 out of 5.

Characters:

• Darkman: The burned superhero is back and now he has an accent!
• Robert G. Durant: Crimelord who somehow survived the explotion in the first movie. Dies in another explotion. He better have at least.
• Dr. David L. Brinkman: New partner of Darkman's. Killed over real estate.
• Laurie: David's sister, who gets sucked into the whole crime thing.
• Jill: Reporter who uncovers Durant's operation and gets killed by a car bomb.
• Dr. Hathaway: Weapon designer who hates meatloaf. Shot.
• Eddie: Lead henchman for Durant. Falls to his death.
• Rollo: Henchman that steals from Durant. Has the world's first deadly collision in a golf cart.
• Whitey: Pigment impared henchman who gets fried.
• Roy: Goofy henchman, presumed dead.
• Ivan: Russian henchman who is also the muscle for Durant. Killed with the cool weapon thing.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 14
• Weapons Used: Guns, a gernade, a manhole cover, a golf club, a burner, and a cigar cutter.
• Breast Shots: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 7

Random Thought and Things Learned

• You can survive a huge explotion with no physical damage or scars.
• You need a golf cart to play golf on rooftops.
• The real estate industry is vicious.