Dead-Alive

A brilliantly funny movie. The camera angles were great, and the mood was set perfectly. It's a screwed-up comedy about a man and his battle against a horde of zombies, including his own over-protective mother. All around, a good flick. 3.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Lionel: Poor guy. A real momma's boy. Kinda reminds me of a more pathetic Norman Bates.
• Paquita: Seeming instantly falls in love with Lionel. tricky gal.
• Vera: Lionels' 'Mum.' A real bitch. Doesn't want Lionel to have a social life.
• Uncle Les: Dresses like a walking thrift store. Spine ripped out.
• Father McGruder: priest who kicks some ass before he gets impaled.
• Nurse McTanish: Comped and zombiefied.
• Evil Zombie Baby: Creepy looking bastard.
• Nora Matheson: Leader of the WLWL (I forget what that is).
• Mr. Matheson: Likes pudding. Even when it has blood-puss in it.
• Roger: Bragert doctor guy.

The Totals

• Body Count: 41ish. Kinda hard to keep track.
• Weapons Used: A gun, a machette, a real funky monkey, tranquilizers a bus, a lawn gnome, a light bulb, a chair, a blender. intestines, knives, a painting, a lawnmover, gas, fire,
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0

Random Thoughts

• Favorite Quote: "I kick ass for The Lord!" Father McGruder.
• She ate the dog! And they're not even in Korea!
• Cool anti-zombie equipment!
• English people are funny.
• Kick-boxing is taught in monasteries.
• Is this house made of cardboard?