Dead & Rotting

A trio of beer drinking buddies cross a witch and soon really piss her off when her cat gets killed. So she makes herself younger and seduces all of them and has them turned into plant zombies, until only one is left. This movie looked pretty terrible from the box, but I gave it a try, and it ended up not being too terrible. I mean, you'll never see me give it a full recomendation, but it kept my attention at least. No real gore to speak of, and the zombies looked kinda cheesy. I did like the ending though. 2.5 out of 5.

Characters

• Hollis: Owns his own construction company and hired his beer drinking friends to help. As you can guess, they don't get much work done.
• JB: The big burly macho guy of the trio. Seduced, killed, and turned into a house plant.
• Eric: The coward of the group who pisses his pants at one point. Tries to get out of town, but gets sliced and turned into a plant as well.
• Abi: Old witch who has a cat for a son. The cat gets killed and she gets vengence by naking herself young and beautiful and then has sex with the people responcible. That'll teach 'em! Oh yeah, she also kills them and turns them into ferns.
• Asher: Stoner kid hired to throw rocks into Abi's windows. For a bonus he also cooks her cat/son. But hey, he lives and even kicks the witches ass!
• Pox: Abi's pet/child who takes the form of a man sometimes. Gets cooked.
• Rose: Asher's ex-wife who dabbles in witchcraft and helps them fight Abi.

The Totals

• Body Count: 5
• Weapons Used: A scythe, a 2X4, a gun, wire cutters, a car, a whammie, and a brick.
• Breat Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 1
• Thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 0
• People turnen into house plant zombies: 2

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Friskies is a good dinner to feed you son if he is also a cat.
• Maybe he'll eat the poison if you make airplane noises when you feed it to him.
• Stoner to the rescue!