The Dead Hate the Living

I was very surprised by this movie. It was actually really good! It was about a small group of film makers creating a low-budget horror movie and accidently bring back a bunch of undead corpses. The characters are quickly dispatched in unique and shocking ways. Every death caught me off gaurd, and the gore was ample. There were also a lot of different colors used to give an errie feel to the movie. The only thing about the movie that I had a problem with was with the 'special' efects used in the last 15 minuets of the movie. The scenes with fire and electricity were just awful and looked incredibly fake. Aside from that, it was a clever film and defiantly worth the rental fee. 4 out of 5.

Characters

• David: Director of the low-budget horror movie. Bites off more than he can chew and resurrects the undead. Lost in Limbo.
• Topaz: Goth errand girl for the set. Has a crush on David. Also lost in Limbo.
• Paul: The make-up effects guy for the movie. Also David's best friend. Throat torn out.
• Dr. Eibon: Rob Zombie look alike that ran the project of raising the dead to raise his dead wife. Dies, and zombified.
• Eric: Actor hired for the film. Kinda clueless, and is easily killed off.
• Shelly: David's sister who is over-shadowed by her bitch sister, and seems to be the only one in the bunch with a conscience. Killed and zombified.
• Nina: David's bitch sister who helped fund the movie and is the lead actress. Head pulled off.
• Marcus: Another actor. Intestines ripped out.
• Chas: Camera guy for the movie. He's black AND a pothead. He is so gonna die....

The Totals

• Body Count: 7
• Weapons Used: Scalple, a gun, an axe, a chainsaw, a machete, a knife, and a TV.
• Random Breast Shot: 0
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 3
• Ominous thunderstorms: 2 (Fake)
• Explosions: 0
• Moral of the Story: Don't bite off more than you can chew.

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Is it necrophelia if both people are dead?
• Do zombies get 7 years bad luck for breaking mirrors?
• Green lights are activated when lighters go out.
• Zombie steriotypes are pretty accurate.