Death Ship

A cruise ship is rammed and sank by another ship. A few of the survivors manage to get on board the the other vessel, only to discover it's an abandoned Nazi ship. And it's also haunted, and soon posseses one of them to kill the others. This movie had potential, but it fell way short. It would have been a lot more interesting had there been more survivors to kill off. Not a whole lot of gore or cool death scenes. 1.5 out of 5.

Characters:

• Trevor Marshall: Assistant captain or something like that. Takes control of the survivors, whats left of them.
• Captain Ashland: Mean old bastard who gets possesed by the ship or something.
• Mrs. Marshall: Trevor's wife, who... is.... married to Trevor.
• Lori: The hot chic in the movie. Killed by a shower of blood, I guess. Also thrown overboard by the insane captain.
• Robin and Ben: The brats of the movie.
• Nick: I think he was like a ship hand or something. Also Lori's lover. Crushed in a cargo net.
• Jackie: Dumbass who gets throw off board by the ship early on.
• Mrs. Morgan: Old woman who eats some really old candy and dies.

The Totals:

• Body Count: 5, plus lots more when the first ship sank.
• Weapons Used: A hook, blood, a gun, and gears.
• Breast Shots: 1
• Moments where characters are mysteriously unable to run from certain death: 0
• Ominous thunderstorms: 0
• Explosions: 1

Random Thoughts and Things Learned

• Day...night...day...night...day...night... make up your damn mind!
• There must be lots of spiders at sea.
• That ship is an asshole!